Berry was a fluffy. A unicorn fluffy with purple fluff and a green mane.
Berry couldn’t move his leggies because they’d been cut off.
So all he could do was beg as his owner prepared to pour angry crabs into his anus.
“Pwease Daddeh! Nu put cwabby-munstahs in Bewwy’s poopie-pwace!”
Berry’s owner glared at him.
“I paid good money for these enraged crustaceans. Why shouldn’t they go up your butt?”
Berry thought for a moment.
“Dey gibe huwties tu Bewwy! Huwties am bad fow Bewwy!”
Berry’s owner had to admit Berry had a point. Crabs hated fluffies.
Then he realized that he didn’t care what fluffies thought. Or women.
Berry’s owner poured the angry crabs into Berry’s anus, where they then proceeded to tear their way out of him.
Berry screamed in pain as he was torn to pieces by the angry crabs.
Afterwards one of the crabs held Berry’s eyeballs up triumphantly in their claws.
Berry’s owner sighed.
“I’m going to need to find a better place to store angry crabs than a fluffy’s anus.”
