Farmer Gordon just wants to grow his vegetables and flowers in peace. However Starburst a carrot colored fluffy. Keeps sabotaging his attempts. Gordon’s had enough, he’s gonna make an example his heard will never forget.
Here’s his daughter’s story
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Absolutely Vladpilled
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You are a bloody fucking legend, your stuff just scratches that itch I haven’t been able to properly scratch since the booru died.
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The OG vampire.the shush kabobed fluffy It’s also a reference to a famous grind house film that had impalement in it as well
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Thanks dude I’m glad to hear. I wasn’t around during the booru days. What was it like? I found fluffys through 4chan.
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It was like 4chan but significantly more organized. Right up to its death, just about
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That sounds awesome. 4chan is such an unorganized mess I haven’t been on it in ages because of it not to mention the fuckin Jannie’s migrated from Reddit and kept sweeping all the funny shit.
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When in doubt use a chainsaw
Funny thing enough I mentioned in the chat of someone using a rusty chainsaw against the fluffy and all the chainsaw wasn’t rusty in this thing it was still satisfying. Seeing the fluffy Get the saw
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DOOM MUSIC RIP AND TEAR
Haha awesome! I didn’t see you mention the saw in chat, but I was thinking about part of your story about the wild fire for the stampede of ferals on the last panel. As I was drawing it.
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Sublime
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Thank you very much
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I did enjoy writing that dear stampede, when I wrote that story I looked up all kinds of things that happen in a forest fire
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Guess Gordon’s a trained professional. Just did the amount of violence needed instead of trying to bait the rest of the herd for kicks.
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Gordon’s, had to dispatch quite a few ferals over the last few years.
He usually just uses a tree stand, patience and his rifles.
This time with wrathful vengeance in his heart. He wanted to confront them head on. Using a chainsaw as well as, leaving a clear message in blood. Like other varmints, and vermin he knew if he didn’t act quickly they would be back again.
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That research paid off, love the story. Mother Nature as the cause of fluff chaos and death is really creative. Gives me all kinds of ideas about situations involving hurricanes and tornadoes.
I got to leave a link for any lurkers here that are curious.
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Vlad the impaler.
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Definitely! there’s also a few references and head nods to 70s Grind-house horror movies too.
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That last shot of the idiot fluffy is perfection.
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Thank dude! I had a hell of a time drawing the last scene. I put a bunch of death metal and horror movies in a blender for all the carnage.
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So, the best music combined with the best movies. 
Though mention of the blender makes me want a banana daiquiri.