Daddy has a price... (carniviousduck)

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Can’t have you running away when you get bored/angry/horny.

The littering fine would be ridiculous.

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Hey, I thought he was happy he had a new dad. Ungrateful little prick.

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What is the fan doing to him?

Giving him that feeling of running with the wind in his hair…

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Cant say that ive ever seen a fan used quit that way for abuse.make him stick his filthy no no stick in it if he hasnt already been forced to eat it.

He could use a few additional speed holes.

The fan adds insult to injury because he can no longer feel the wind as he runs on his no longer connected legs

“Make” him.
Even a pillowfluff ought to be able to do that on their own.