Not gonna end well for Mrs. Pumpkin!
Smashing pumpkins plays in the background
Oh no. He has a wife beater so you know that fluffy is in trouble. At least he told the kid to get out
Shitâs about to go crazy!
The heart pigtails 
What could possibly be bothering father? Perhaps it was the 40 oz bottle of fluffy abuse juice he drank.
Who would win
Alcoholic father (Godâs strongest soldier)
VS
Bioengineered effigy to humanityâs sins
should I be deeply suspicious of Pumpkin there? Because sheâs giving me âLittle white girl, 3am, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, with quantum physics booksâ levels of studied innocence and I am deeply suspicious.
Youâve got the descriptions backwards there.
No I absolutely said what I meant
So did I. 
Also, thatâs the best-drawn âporn âstacheâ Iâve ever seen.
God had nothing to do with fluffies. If Jesus saw fluffies he wouldnât have died for our sins.
That still doesnât mean alcoholics are any less ungodly. But did you miss the part about the moustache?
my brother loved this comment the best out of all of them, congrats
blows a raspberry at H4B
Real mature, Za, perfect mod behavior. Now, for the final time, did you see what I said about the moustache???
Yes I did.
Also itâs a joke, not a dick, donât take it so hard
Plot twist: The dadâs mad because thatâs not a mustache, the fluffy just smeared shit under his nose.
Probably godâs strongest (drunkest) soldier, but I think the retarded multicoloured effigy of manâs sins winning would be much funnier. Lets find out!