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That pupper is having THE BEST day ever!
That he is. I wish him well.
I just realised, I forgot the teats…
That is the happiest dog ever, and I hope every single day brings him wonder and excitement.
Eh. Her owner wanted a girl, got a boy, and just altered things as necessary.
I like to think she froze, and the shoe is someone trying to work out if she’s worth saving or not.
I wonder how high she flew after that kick.
Into the sun like team rocket.
I wonder if this is Billie’s first attempt at gender bending a fluffy to her liking.
How cute… now where’s my ballpeen hammer?
Remember to always start at the hooves and work your way up.
Kinda reminds me of the diabolical chinese torture of death by a thousand cuts. Would be interesting to see that applied on a fluffy
I wonder if a fluffy would be too stupid to understand the psychological torment of the Chinese water torture.
“HAHAHA! ARE YOU NOT DRIVEN MAD?”
“nu…”
“why the fuck not?”
“jus mayk fwuffy headsie kind ob wet, wawa bad fow fwuffy an aww, bu dis nu a wot ob wawa”
SIGH “I knew I should have just nailed your balls to the table… this is what I get for trying to be creative”
Ignorance truly is bliss
I love the happy pupper, but Daisy really shouldn’t have copied his pose. That’s a good way to get punted into Pluto’s orbit.
Even after all these years, fluffies are still yet to understand that when they do something it is objectively worse by virtue of being done by a fluffy.
That second image…