Dumb idiot has been sleeping here since being thrown out (gives him easy access to the grass that gets missed by the mower when he can’t force himself to dig through the neighbours trash), which is funny because it means he gets blasted with cold air when the air conditioning is on.
Unfortunately the neighbours have had enough, their dog bark like a maniac when it sees him and they’re tired of cleaning the torn open bags.
I don’t know if he’s gone full smarty yet…
If not he may have been reminded where his place is (as well as remember that I can do this again).
If he has then this may just happen again once he gets comfortable.
Should I give him another chance, or has he gone too far?
I’d set up a sneaky test. If the little shit decides to go smarty, it might be time for a zip-tie or something worse. If he repents, then an apology and a lecturing?
I’d say ask him if he’s ready to come back inside, I’m sure he’ll promise to be good and all that spiel, but tell him it’ll cost him a leg, his choice which.
If he truly wants to come back, he’ll take the offer; otherwise punt the shit down the road or just kill him.
Or just pillow him and make him watch as you love and care for a new, good fluffy. Bonus if the colors match.
even if he learned his lesson, with fried balls and widened asshole, he would probably leave … stains regularely everywhere unless diaper … and a fluffy isn’t worth even one diaper (except for torture)
Even better considering the little shit has been raised by me his whole life, he’d absolutely be screwed as soon as he realized he was on his own with no human assistance of any kind.
