Dickhead (mother_fluffer)


The firmness of some fluffy unicorns’ horns is a rough indicator of their blood pressure. A unicorn’s horn suddenly becoming limp and floppy is a sign of severe hypotension and should be treated as a medical emergency. Not all unicorns’ horns work like this and they are not a direct measure of health when they are, so watch for other symptoms to keep your fluffy happy and healthy.

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You should flesh it out a bit and enter it for PonePone’s subspecies competition. :laughing:

The Equus hasbiodius penescapita aka the Uni-flesh-corn or something like that.

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Like this?

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Ah, that must be a Japanese uni-flesh-corn - the horn is all pixelated.

I meant ‘flesh it out’ as ‘give more details on the entry’ rather than ‘have the penis horn at full mast’ though. :laughing:

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That is one miserable Fluffy

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So, it’s like an orca’s dorsal fin…

Neat

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So the opposite would be a pussy head fluffy, … vag head … cameltoe fluffy? I wonder what would that look like… hmm who would draw something like that… oh i know me…:

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I’m scared to imagine the types of people who’d buy such a fluffy.

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