Dirty Little Liar (FluffyChimera)

Pickles got jealous of the new babbeh in the house and decided to take matters into his own hooves

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If FC has taught me anything, broken bottle sodomy will fix this.

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I’m yet to find the problem it won’t solve.

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i love you pickles and love hurts “put a broken glass in his ass”

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I am grateful that fluffies are so bad at lying. I save their owners hours or days of anguish searching for their baby. One question, if I may, because I love the context: why did her get the baby and no one warned her?

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The context is up to reader interpretation. :sparkling_heart:

It could be that she found a stray baby, felt bad for it an brought it home for a couple of days while she was looking for someone to adopt it.

Or her fluffy is getting all grown up and lonely, so she wanted to get him a little friend/baby sibling.

Or she simply wanted more than one fluffy and thought the baby was cute.

As for why no one warned her, why would anyone care to?

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Time to recreate the start of the yugoslav wars with a fluffy.

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For context: Đorđe Martinović incident - Wikipedia

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It reminds me of a story I read but can no longer find, about a man who adopts a fluffy orphan and gives it to his mare with foals, but never makes an effort to watch over it, and it’s a slow description of the foal’s agony. I can’t remember what the story is called, but it’s one of my favorites because the guy is genuinely good, but he’s useless.

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a veces olvido que la mayoria de la gente en el universo de los fluffies no les importan, yo sinceramente diria que 10 % los odia 10% los ama y el 80% le tiene una apatia total.

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Damn, I’d have liked to read that. It sounds like a really interesting concept.

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He was one of those writers who had one or two stories and never stood out, but it was a good concept. If I find it, I’ll share it with you.

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It’s genuinely repulsive that Pickles can look so sincere and heartbroken while the baby he suffocated in shit is right there

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I think Pickles need to learn the hard way that LYING ain’t healthy especially to dumbass like him :grimacing:

Imagine the owner was excited to know someone willing to adopt the poor thing and all she sees is what’s left of the poor foal.

Should start with his left hind leg first.

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A glass bottle is a great concept, but what if you break all his limbs by pretending his legs are dough and using a rolling pin? Then put the bottle in and knead it while it’s inside of him. That would be fun.

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no

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Well
time for some hurties.

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Pickles needs a tear-off castration. And NO, she defintely doesn’t “wuv” you after what you did to that poor foal, Pickles.

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Guess fluffies can be textbook psychopaths too!

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Ohhhh the hurt shall come.

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