There’s been an unexpected turn of events
The fluffy unit responsible for the incident at foal-in-a-can production center (henceforth referred to as the exodus heist)
Has abducted several hasbio geneticists from their homes
The purpose is believed to be an attempt to reverse the physical modifications done to both the breeding mares and the stallions freed during the exodus heist
It is abundantly clear that the fluffy unit (henceforth referred to as Samson)
Was bred at one of our foal-in-a-can production centers
More than likely the center hit during the exodus heist
As no other centers have been hit as of this report
Even if no more facilities are hit
The fact still remains that Samson’s abilities could be spread genetically to both feral and domestic fluffies alike
If that happens
We could be facing a series of future events that dwarf the fall of Cleveland by a wide margin
I don’t think I need to tell you what happens if Samson’s origin is traced back to an official hasbio facility
More over Samson’s significantly higher reasoning skills could jeopardize fluffies status as biotoys
If biotoy status is revoked
The resulting tidal wave of lawsuits
Would best case scenario bankrupt hasbio
Worst case scenario everyone involved goes to federal prison