DIY (By DelishDelay)

Martin made sure he got the strongest duct tape for the job. It was a helluva lot cheaper than the vet.

Always make sure your fluffs are fixed!!

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I would leave all of that on him and just chop them off with scissors lol.

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I’ve actually drawn that, too. Haha.

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His desperation is painfully delicious. Rip and tear!

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honestly the way its tied, it might take everything off. Including his innards. Now thatll be gruesome.

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Im pretty sure that’ll cost more than having him fixed

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Yeah, this either works or ends horribly, I can’t see an in between.

Dental floss wrung around the testes could probably accomplish the job-

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Fixing small animals like hamsters is expensive actually (if done properly, that is).

But this is abuse and you trying to find logic to it is kinda pointless.

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pp

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There will be blood

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This made me laugh harder than it had any right to…

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lmao

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I’d use a saw

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Ow gawd, cum on the sole, darn, more difficult than shit to clean off, lil’ horny fuck /s

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yea…this will totally work well…and by that i mean he will be lucky to have any bones left.

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Never said the owner was smart.

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Inspired choice.

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Well this should be interesting. /grabs some popcorn/

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Should use a slightly bigger string so it doesn’t cut or rip right away, might have to slam the door a few times

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Dental floss, I see. Very traditional!

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