[Gunner] “WHAT"S UP DUDE’S! IT’S ME GUNNER AND I’M HERE TODAY WITH JACK AND JAMAL, AND WERE WITH ANOTHER VIDEO!”
[The found video starts with 2 DudeBro’s jumping around in a parking lot doing the most obnoxious shit you can think of, while a third speaks to the Carma]
[Gunner] “Today We will be exploring this abandoned amusement park, said to be haunted by ghosts!”
[The video cuts to the amusement park showing it and ghosts sounds in the background]
[Jamal] “What even is this place?”
[Gunner] “This place is called HasbioLand… And it’s said that around 10 years ago some person drowned here, and they had to close the park!”
[Spooky music plays while the DudeBro’s give fake scared expressions, and the 30 second mark passes allowing for swearing and ad revenue]
[Jack] “Holy Fuck!”
[Gunner] “Let’s see what’s left here, and who knows maybe even see a ghost… And remember guy’s if we get 20 million suckers by the end of the year, I’ll slap my moms ass!”
[The video continues with all 3 entering the park and beginning to look around the abandoned place, And when not that Gunner gives an explanation of the history of HasbioLand. And how it was a last ditch effort of the Hasbio corporation to try to save the business, and it’s failure that lead to Hasbio declaring bankruptcy. Now with 10 minutes passed, the 3 DudeBro’s are near the other side of the park and start hearing something coming from a cardboard box]
[Jamal] “you hear that, It sounds like whining. Let’s go check it out !”
[The 3 Bro’s begin to make there way over to the box, hearing what sounds like crying. And once there they are in shock, they see a heavily pregnant mare sitting by herself. Her coat a cyan color, a mane of light red, and her ass covered in caked shit and swarmed by flies]
[Jack] “Is that a fluffy!”
[The fluffy scared and defenseless speaks.]
[Soon Mummah] “NU HUWT SOON MUMMAH OW TUMMEH BABBEHS, SPESHUW FWEND HEWP!”
[Gunner] “Where not gonna hurt you, where just gonna…”
[Soon Mummah] “Nu hurt Soon Mummah? Be nyu Daddeh fow Soon Mummah an Tummeh Babbehs?”
[Gunner] “WHERE JUST GONNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOU!”
[The Soon Mummah is confused at first, but start screaming as she if picked up by her tail and is flailed around. Her tail eventually rips and she falls on the ground, her tummy being the first thing on the ground. She begins to sob, not knowing the condition of her babies, but start screaming again as she is picked back up and starts being thrown around like a game of hot potato]
[Soon Mummah] “HUU HUU HUU SPECIAW FWIEND NU SABE FAMIWY! AM WOWSTEST MUMMAH!”
[Jack] “FUCKING FLUFFY, GET THIS!”
[Jack throw’s the Soon Mummah straight to the ground, causing in explosion of blood and guts. And also the now exposed chirpies that were inside of her begin peeping, calling for there dead Mummah]
[Jamal] “That shit was crazy, man! Fucking hell!”
[All 3 of the bros all not start stomping on the chirpies, squishing them until there nothing but paste, and when they are finished Gunner looks at the camera and speaks]
[Gunner] “Now it’s time to go into the tunnel of love, the place the downing took place in!”
[The 3 DudeBro’s make there way to the tunnel and enter, the place is completely wreaked with rusted fluffy singing animatronics in every corner.
[Jamal] “Dude this place is giving me the creeps!”
[Jack] “Dude you’re such a fucking pussy! C’mon let’s find this ghost!”
[The continue searching throughout the tunnel, finding nothing. But during the search they play pranks on each other pretending to be ghosts, now it’s near the end of the tunnel]
[Gunner] “Guess the legend was fake after all, to bad would have made for some-”
[There is the sound of heavy footsteps, with a giant splash coming from a dark portion of the tunnel]
[Jamal] “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! LET’S GO!”
[Gunner] “NO MAN! THE GHOST IS CLOSE, LET"S GET IT!”
[Gunner and Jack force Jamal to continue as they get closer and closer to the end of the tunnel. eventually they stop a few feet from the end of the tunnel, seeing a giant hairless fluffy animatronic blocking their path]
[Jack] “The fuck!?”
[suddenly the animatronic springs to life and gets on it’s hind legs. The only thing there were able to see was it’s red eyes, a few seconds later it gives them a perverted smile and a “Large metallic Penis like object” appears]
[Gunner] “JACK, JAMEL YOU SEEING THIS! IT’S- IT’S- THE GHOST! FUCK! GUYS!?”
[Both Jack and Jamal have ran the other direction and finally the “Ghost” speaks in a deep robotic voice’
[Ghost] “Yummy! Early 20s, tiny waist, long grabbable hair. I bet you have a tight ass boy, gimmie that Thug Shake!”
[Gunner is frozen in fear as a few seconds later the “Ghost” plunges at him and the camera drops. All that could be heard for the next few seconds is some of the most horrific screaming imaginable, before the camera shuts off due to water]
Jack and Jamal ran out of the park and came to the police, after a search of the area and the tunnel the camera and Gunner was found, with gunner dead and his anal region completely mutilated and unrecognizable. This “Ghost” wasn’t found, and is still at large The end
What possessed me to make this? Idk, if you want to use anything in this story feel free to with credit! May you have a good day!
