Why clean up the mess when you got free poopie nummers over in the back?
His mistake was to only kick with his toes. You need to use the whole sole of the shoe when stomping fluffies out of the doggy door.
And nothing of value was lost.
If only there were a way to design a doggy door fluffies couldn’t get through.
lmfao
Good
Lol. I just had the idea for a new booming business idea in a world where fluffy ponies exist. You know how there’s the foal sketti machines that require a foal to work? There could be an upgraded doggy door that only allows pets in that have a sensor of some kind attached to their collar. But if a fluffy tries to enter, the door remains shut and locked. There could be an abuse mode that electrocutes, crushes, or stabs unwanted fluffies.
I’d love to see some kind of sequel to this. Hugbox version is that they adopt the two foals and the cat/dog acts like a parent or friend. Abuse version is that the person feeds the foals to their pet.
i think i had a similar idea 10 years ago after seeing the amazon ad with the lonely miniature horse. I had an idea for a parody where instead of a lonely miniature horse it was a popular fluffy and the flap was designed not to let him in but to keep his friends out - with extreme prejuduce
Aren’t there doggy doors that will only open if the dog has a digital collar?
See, I’d be thinking, “cost-free fluffies.”
But I can appreciate the need to blow off some steam.
Yes, but they’re pretty garbage and don’t work very well. At least in my experience
Creamsicle, is that you? Have you not learned your lesson yet?
I would bring the power tools, gaslight her into a position of letting me cut her to pieces to fit or she would otherwise die without her foals. Everyday a reminder that she failed something so simple and she has no one to blame but herself. Somehow she would need to eat a foal for the other to survive, and it would not be the bestest.
Leave her there as a warning to other fwuffies.
You draw the perfect Fluffies
Make the babies lick up the shit and blood for now, and then lock them in a box where they’re forced to eat the fatass mother.
Legit thought they kicked so hard that it was the internal organs shooting out her ass