Don't give me that crap - LostDauphin

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Sure bud, lets play with my new guillotine

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“You know, they say TV makes you violent, but I’d say NOT HAVING MY TV RIGHT NOW… IS MAKING ME PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT”

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The parents obviously don’t know about fluffies

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I give him about a week, two days if he pisses the kid off.

I’m more worried about the kid getting the belt when he 'breaks" his new “toy”. My experience is that the “sweetie boys” and “honeys” only last until you embarrass/inconvenience/displease them, then YOU’D think you were the fluffy!

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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE make an “after” drawing…

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I definitely could!

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Executed it kid. Just do it!

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50/50 chance the fluffy ends up his best friend or dead

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An abuser is born.

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He’s gonna be violent anyway. Might as well kill fluffies instead of people (unless they have it coming).

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Sheez, that dumb mother just triggered her own child on violence :man_facepalming: way the go, bravo :clap:

You can see the poor kid’s fist is tight ready to smack that fluffy :sweat_smile:

Awesome designs always :+1:

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Yea, thanks to Animal Crossing i invented new way to send pipe bombs by using mares

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sorry box is hueg lol

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when this inevitably ends horribly, I feel like the parents are gonna flat out deny that this was a result of a poorly thought out decision

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I love how Fluffies would unironically bring way more violence out of kids than any video game would ever dream of doing.

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This will not end well.

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claro videojuegos el chivo expiatorio de todo lo malo

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GTA will cause far less violence than a shitrat. AND its already demanding sketty? The boy should just flush it immediately in protest. But it would be cool to see him use it like that story about the fidget spinner girl who carries a foal in a pencil bag to pull its fur out at school to ease her compulsive behavior

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Either they will end up good friends or this is the beginning of the kid’s violent sociopathy arc.

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