Dont shit where you eat (carniviousduck)

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No you may not. eat your kibble. I don’t tolerate food wasting

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You bought the ticket you’re taking the ride fluffy

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Music to my ears

LOL, the kibble’s so bad he broke his teeth on it, the pieces are in the bowl!

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Stop talking and just eat

Check your ticket, baby, you’re in Eatin’ Shit City

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“Open up wide, here comes the poopoo platter!”

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Lucky it still has legs.

New food? You can have it after you finish what’s in front of you.

Proceed to pour the contents of his litter box on top of the bowl

Not only do you have to eat it, but because you like eating shit so much, you get to eat kibble mixed with just enough of your dirty litter not to kill you but make your tummy hurt after every dry stale meal and have sorry poopies until it burns and burns with no relief for the next month!