-There is static on the screen that you are sitting in front of, you, who ever you may be, had found a abandoned house, boarded up, and nearly empty from the looks of it. Of course you heard that this place was a hot spot for fluffies back in the day and were told to stay away from here… But you, your curiosity go the better of you. And now you are here, in the basement, looking at these old tapes you found. Each labeled with different things. You had found ‘Log #001-1’ presuming it was the first, you had put it in.-
-there is static for a few seconds before a female figure came into view. She was wearing a lab coat. Covered in blood, shit, and piss, the problems with working with fluffies. Either way, she had tanned skin, and dark chocolate hair. After a few seconds of wandering around she moves off screen to bring in a cart, showing a bunch of alicorns on it “Hello, my name is Dr. Lynchil. I am the head researcher on Fluffies at Chibi Corp. Fluffies, creators of Chibi Brand Fluffies, Mini Dragons, and a few other breeds and creatures.” You remember Chibi Corp., They are a small brand known for making more then just fluffies, their biggest product was the hard to care for Mini Dragons… Their slogan for them was “Perfect for your Alicorns.” It was kinda bull since sometimes the dragons would burn down houses, they burnt down your shed last year during winter as you recalled. “Today.” Dr. Lynchil continued. “We will be talking about Alicorns, and the rarity of some.” She would pull out a bright blue Alicorn and gently pets it’s head, reassuring it that she won’t hurt them. “Most people love Alicorns, they are rare, and when sold, sell for nearly thousands of dollars, especially when they are of beautiful colors. Like Sora here.” The fluffy looks at the camera and waves excitedly. “What most people don’t know, is that 1/3 of all Alicorns are actually Hermaphrodites. Or, from what I have learned from the internet, people like calling them ‘Futons’? Ah what ever, either way, this means that Alicorns have both ‘Swessial Wumps’ and ‘Babbeh Poopy Pwaces’.” The Alicorn I’m her arms giggles as they hear these terms for their sex. “But that means they are harder to take care of. We will go over that later, but for now, we will go over the basic anatomy.” She sets Sora down and picks up a pitch black with a firy orange mane Alicorn. “This is Black Hole, he eats alot, and he looks like a Black Hole, we will use him instead of the more Behaved specimens.” As she says this, the other Alicorns are carted out by someone off screen. Dr. Lynchil walks over to a table and straps the black Alicorn down.-
-you pause the video suddenly as you hear something roll across the floor from you. In the blue light of the T.V. you see a bottle roll to you, of course, this is unnerving, but you don’t notice anything else for a few more seconds after that, so you continue the tape. “Now, let’s start with the basics, Alicorns can be identified by their larger horn.” She lightly brushes a finger against the horn of the Alicorn, it’s struggles in fear. “Pwease Mammah, Bwack Howe wiww be gewd Fwuffy!” She would giggle and lightly pet its head, trying to shush it as she moves into it’s back. “Another key feature is their wings, always larger then the normal Fluffy, though bigger, they can not fly. Which is sad.” She would move lower, lightly lifting the Alicorns tail, it crying and huu huuing as she lightly cups his testicles. “This is the part that most abusers will go after if a fluffy is a smarty. Which, is also commonly refered to as a Shit goblins.” She pauses for a second. “Sorry, I mean smarty ponies, not testicles.” She chuckled quietly and let’s the pair go.-
-there would be a bit as she adjusts the Alicorn to show off his flacid cock. She pauses for a second and sighs, turning off the camera, it coming back on right away as she is wiping off her hands of what can be presumed to be lube. The fluffy being fully erect as his penis drips with lube. “Now, this is the most sensitive part, Alicorns are more resistant to being aroused then a normal Fluffy, they also require 1.5x the average dosage of drug that most Abusers and breeders use to make males horny and fuck mares to the point of near death.” She would sigh and look at the fluffy, rubbing her nose as she sneezes. Catching herself with her lubed gloves. “FUCK!” she quickly cleans off her nose as she washes off the lube. Having the fluffy carted away and to be taken care of. A new fluffy was brought in. This one is a Brown mare with muddy green hair. “This is Mudpie, my Daughter named her.” She gently pets the fluffy with a happy smile, looking at the camera. “This is a Hermaphrodite Fluffy, to be exact, a Feminine Herm.” She looks at the fluffy. “Mudpie, I need to show the camera your special bits, that ok?” The fluffy, glowing as bright as a light bulb, excitedly nods. “MAMMAH FWEE TO DO IT!” she was quite loud, causing the speakers of the T.V. crackle. The Dr. would chuckle as she picks up the fluffy, it making ‘Wheee!’ noises as she showed off the belly of the fluffy, it having large breasts and a rather small penis along with no testicles but a normal mare pussy. “Now, a common trait for a Feminine Herm is no testicles and a smaller penis then usual.” She would snuggle the fluffy, gently petting it’s head as she continued. “This penis can become erect, but it’s more akin to the pseudo penis of a Hyena, though it will never be used to put a Shitgoblin in its place. As they usually are forced down to the level of dirt by feral fluffies.” She puts the fluffy down, scooting her over. “Feminine Herms are very much capable of producing offspring… While…” She pulls out more stallion looking fluffy, this one looking very much like Mudpie. “This is a Masculine Herm, they-” she lifts the stallion up and shows off his bits, showing a much larger penis, a pair of testicles and a small pair of breasts, along with a slut under those testicles. “This is Mossy, he has a bigger cock, along with testicles. One thing to note, even though they have a Slit, it’s a dead end, more if a hall way with no rooms at the end.” She chuckled and sets the fluffy down. “They can impregnate mares, but can’t be impregnated themselves, kinda like how the Feminine can be impregnated.” She sighs and scratches her nose, slowly moving to cart the ponies away, coming back into view of the camera. Her face sweating profusely as she moves behind the counter and wipes her forehead. “That is my report in atleast the Anatomy of Alicorns. I will be getting to the next report as soon as possible for you.”-
-the tape clicks and starts to rewind, clicking again and ejects itself. You look around and put the case back… Do you look for the next case and put it in? That… Will be in onto you, the reader-
I’m pretty sure that guy was nuts anyway.