throws dad into wood chipper
“Nuuu daddeh hab wowstest huwties! Huggies make bettah!”
hugs pile of gore
“Ok your turn!”
grabs foal
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there aint enough tail pulling in this world
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That tail would likely rip out at the roots.
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similar to the “cowwot” story by grim
he should rip out the spine via the tail
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Take the kid too. Might as well find use for it somehow.
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The seperated from foal tag scratches an itch in my brain.
I really dont know why.