Bored so I whipped something up in mspaint lol.
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Cute and well drawn
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Huh. It’s my mom trying to get my dad to go to the doctor.
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to be fair lots of pets act that way as well
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This is why you take your fluffies to a vet who is gentle with them.
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stares at my Siamese
Can’t imagine what you’re talking about. At all.
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puts BOTH front hooves in mouth
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Doctor Marbas chilling drinking tea and smoking a cigarette-thats why I do all my fluffys medical needs it helps being a doctor I even studied the veterinarians profession for a few years-sips some tea
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Double hoofy sucking?? Thats new she is like need a sorry stick.
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Or choke them into unconsciousness then wake them up when they’re at the vet
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Then they’ll associate that with with the vet instead. Really, if you care enough about your fluffy to not want them to be scared of the vet, you wouldn’t be abusing them in the first placed.
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How did you make a comic about my cat
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They don’t have to know it’s you, you could wear a Hellgremlin/jellenhimer mask then when they wake up, you can tell them it was just a dream.
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You’d have to wear a shitload of cologne too, because fluffies have an excellent sense of smell, at least in my headcanon.
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I mean, how hard is it to find a stray fluffy, soak a shirt in its blood, dry it then wear it to perform the task? Probably harder if you like outside the city
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Is that really easier than finding a vet who won’t manhandle your fluffy? There’s abuse, and then there’s making shit harder for yourself for no reason.
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Well once you make a blood soaked shirt, you don’t have to wash it. Just put it in a space bag until you need it again. Not just for the vet, but like, what if she wants a speshaw fwen? Then you can take it out and pretend to be a smarty and call her names then she won’t want a speshaw fwen anymore. Plus they’re stupid enough to forget about the trauma if you convince them it was just a dream every time.
Man, I should make this a story.
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Blood dries out, you know that right?
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This feels like a common scenario for any fluffy owner. 
Her doing that makes it DOUBLY precious to me.