Sometimes you gotta listen
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My Fluffy, who is part of a species known for verbalising their every thought, is annoying me by verbalising his every thought, particularly about how he’s a massive pussy and gets hurt by fucking triangles.
Clearly the best solution to this problem is to hurt him even more.
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of course it is
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I feel bad for him
But then, as soon as he’s in tremendous pain, anything he loves like say, family or in this case his stuffy friend he immediately calls a dummy
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Make him watch other fluffies play with his toys regarldess how rough they go with it. They only toy he will be able play with is like a poop rolled into a raisin
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Deserved for shitting too much.
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How HORRIBLE!!!
He didn’t even cork the bastard’s ass first!
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Now he won’t be able to hug his friend xD
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Not ‘cut the balls off’ no… Cut the balls.
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yes
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He really needs to stop fucking triangles
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cos it’s a sin
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Slap his balls first, then cut them and make a necklace from it
Why cut the balls when you can just cut the dick and leave the balls