Drone Animal Control (Pastry_Knight)

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The public will have a problem if the fluffies shit down from the sky like pigeons. Or shit on other fluffies from the sky.

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“Babbehs wook, dah cwaw!”
“Mummah! Babbeh am choosen!”
“Dat’s mummahs widdwe choosen one.”
~foals commenting and waving goodbyes~


Admittidly the idea of a drone bombadeer that picks up fluffies to drop on other fluffies from heights enough to kill adults amuses me. :slight_smile:

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Excellent picture,but I see the same problem with this method of control and the skettis machine,it only removes offspring,the fertile females continue to give birth to more,remove the mothers and the offspring will die by themselves .

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You’re gonna need bigger drones for the adults

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You know, a drone with some downward-facing blades attached could be a great toy for hunting ferals.

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“Mummah wook, wingie babbeh can fwy.”

“Bu babbeh, yu nu am wingie babbeh.”

“…Oh poopies.”

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Drone: “Acknowledged…” ~drops mare on top of the foals that just fell~

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Note: Poopie died on the way back to his home nestie.

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They say love will lift you up but that doesn’t seem to be working for mummah fluff there

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I gotchu fam

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Wook mahmah babie fly

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Babbeh am magic babbeh

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I stand corrected

Oh God, he’s thought this out.

Would it be bad that I kinda wanna see the Chinese drone show but the fluffies are still abducted as the drones do the routine

build the drone is going to fly into

Well… you could just have teams of them fly around grabbing fluffys and just drop them from a few 1000 feet in a designated area, I would pay to watch that. Or drop them out at sea at low altitude and flim their last precious live on the internet.