Drowning in the rain (carniviousduck)

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When I was little, I read a story about how turkeys were so dumb that they’d drown in rain. I believed that story for years, and wasn’t sure how farmers kept enough turkeys around for Thanksgiving.

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This is what happens when you breed for fluff instead of brains.

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What the hell

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Who the fuck would breed a fluffy for a bran?

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Omg me too! I thought the exact same thing lol.

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Anyone whose love of stomping smarties overcomes their common sense.

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