Nope. I’ve never had sex, never needed a condom. So, er… if I learned it I forgot it.
Now I’m just thinking of all the possible disasters that could happen… fluffies walking up during a party asking for help with special huggies.
“Daddeh, can show speshul fwen how gif speshial lickies to speshial pwace again? Wendy wan speshul lickies.”
“Daddeh, can put con-dum on Biwwy?”
“Daddeh, whewe am Wendy’s speshul buzz-buzz toysie?”
HAHAHA
We are getting close to page four subject matter XD
To boldly go where no-fluff has gone before!
“Otay, fwuffie make aw-fah-bet on speshul fwends’ speshul pwace. Wud dah aw-fah-bet agin, daddeh?”
buzz-buzz toysie
I’m still astonished nobody has yet caught that post I did with Halfwit messing with Nightshade’s vibrator…
WHERE??? OMG
Mastitis, post-partum mental illness, and vaginal infections are tragically underrepresented issues.
“just lick the alphabet!”
S. Kinison
Thanksgiving 12/08/19 Guodzilla
Sometimes it is better for a pet emotionally, mentally, and physically just bite the bullet and neuter them. In the case of a fluffy you probably shouldn’t wimp out of having your adorable new foal sterilized for your sanity as much as its quality of life.
EDIT: Can’t get blue balls when you don’t have balls.
Yup! 
You link-makin’ nut, you! 
Agreed! That’s why this owner is about to learn the HARD way
Naw beat him until he stops whining about being horny. Nothing kills the libido faster than head trauma
Help fluffies having special huggies?
If fluffies had hands, this is one of those fluffies who would spend all day jerking off.
Condoms are made of latex, so oils break them down and cause failure. Silicone-based lubes do the same. You can only use water-based lubes with latex condoms and with silicone toys. PVC condoms are less common, but are safe to use with oil-based lubes.
(I never miss a chance to dispense sex ed :3)
My first “Real” job out of college was working for a hunting dog magazine. Yep. Breeders do that sort of thing.
Thank you! 
Not like most of us are gonna get to use it. Hiyooooooooo!
And yeah, cards on the table, I just roasted myself too.
Do you need some cream for that burn my friend?!