Drowning Page 2 (By Fluffy_Angst)

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Chikahiro is DA BEST, Thank you for showing me how to do this!

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So, type out:

Previous / First / Next

Copy the URL/address for the previous chapter, then highlight Previous. Click the Link button on the toolbar, and paste in the address you just copied.

Repeat with the other addresses/parts as appropriate. Its actually pretty easy.

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You are awesome, thank you!

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Its easier to do on a computer than a phone IMO.

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Good Lord that is one depressingly horny Fluffy.

Flick his nuts until he’s happy with what he’s got

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Careful. He might start wanting special bestest owies from daddy. Probably asking for them at the worst possible time, socially speaking.

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“I tell ya, Bruce in Accounting has a hair-trigger temper.”

Then from beneath the couch comes:
“Daddeh say dat abou’ Fwuffy’s pwostate!”

Summary

Seriously, pneumatic self-lubricating dildos. Take it or leave it, buddy. Make sure to not use your mate’s if you start feeling like a size king, they’re color coded for a reason and Fluffy-grade Vagisil is expensive.

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Okay, Bluey…wrap this tinfoil around your no-no, and let me show you a “speciaw-pwace” down near the floor, just where you can reach it. Yes, that’s where I plug in the vacuum-cleaner, but it has another use. Just have “gud-feews” with it, and I absolutely guaranTEE you’ll never worry about speciaw-huggies or gud-feews ever again.

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Fluffy-grade Vagisil is code for cooking lard.

Also OMG “Fluffy grade vagisil” is not something I was expecting to add to my lexicon. LOL

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With prettier packaging in smaller containers for a higher price.

Actually, wouldn’t vasaline be better? Won’t lard go bad if left out?

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Ah The “Popcorn” Method of castration!

Reminds me of an old Johnny Carson episode

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You can’t use vaseline with condoms, BTW.

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Yes indeedy!
:smiling_imp:

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Didn’t know that! Admittedly, I had sex ed in the 90’s. Its been forever.

I know @Eded_ted’s Bluey and Pinky have to use condoms, and his main character has to put it on. Uhm… er…

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Just think: It may be quite a shock at first, but eventually he’ll get quite a charge out of such an electrifying experience!

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He’ll feel grounded …eventually!

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You didn’t know that? Petroleum jelly melts condoms, just like gasoline melts styrofoam.

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:nerd_face::laughing::rofl:

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Using baby oil leads to BABBIES

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Especially after you peel him off the wall, ceiling…
Or both.

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