DUG CHUG, da newest enewgy dwink on da mawket (by recreationalsadist)

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Are you a man?

Are you insecure about your masculinity?

Are you gullible enough to believe that spending an absurd amount of money on a product that’s too good to be true is a good idea?

Then have we got the product for YOU:

DUG CHUG!!!

The only energy drink made from the VERY ESSENCE OF MALE VITALITY! 1

Full of PROTEIN and OTHER STUFF, IT TASTES GREAT!!! 2

It’s a steal at $90 a bottle, STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE!!! 3

Call now, supplies are LIMITED!!! 4

Warning: Dug Chug technically contains zero animal products. Side effects include your brain losing it’s wrinkles, cancer, getting pregnant with fluffies that come out of your butt, and worse.

Don’t drink Dug Chug if you value your life. Seriously, don’t.

  1. Our lawyers said this was close enough to the truth to avoid getting sued.
  2. It requires so much sugar and artificial flavor to cover up it’s real taste that any health benefits are outweighed by them.
  3. Dug’s testicles.
  4. Dug’s heart is going to give out soon from a combination of anger, despair, and too much sucky-sucky.

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Author’s Note: This is based on @FallenAngel007 's comic: The Path - Epilouge02 (by: FallenAngel)

I had the idea that instead of being used to impregnate mares Dug’s semen was instead turned into an energy drink for some reason.
And since there’s nobody and nothing to stop me I wrote a story about it.

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Glorious. Reminds me of Power Thirst.

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Thats one… interesting advertising :sweat_smile:

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I’ll probably have it appear in my stories going forwards.

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what happens if a fluffy drinks it

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They explode into babies.

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It’s catching on!

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Curse your socks it is!

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Maybe Napoleon and Hippolyta could endorse it.

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“Ugh, this new energy drink taste like processed Fluffy cum.”

“How do you know what Fluffy cum taste like, more importantly, how do you know it well enough to know when it’s been processed?”

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“The official drink of pillowfluffers!”

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Curse you. My brain married this with the raw milk movement.

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The WHAT?

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They drink unpasteurized milk because they’re morons.

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