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Always happy to see your pillows. Look at that dumbass
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Lets retrace your… STEPS! ~canned laughter~
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You’d lose your head too if it weren’t attached.
How about we speed up that process? >:)
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Should have paid more attention to where you left them.
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For a moment i thought it has wheels
Turn it into an RC fluffy
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Maybe you should have kept a better eye on them…
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Fucking stupid can’t even leg well
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I suggest we take pity on the poor creature and make him legs by inserting 4 needles into his stumps. The extra needles can be inserted into the eye.
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Kick him in the poopy place
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womp womp
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They’re always in the last place you look, so if we blind you we’ll find them faster.
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Well did you look under the bed?