Put it in the blender,
put it in the blender,
put it in the blender,
early in the morning!
Manage to hear the original song, now this ver stuck in mah head 
it sounds awful without something after put it in a blander. it’s like you don’t know how songs work
“Put it in the blender, make a smoothie” maybe?
It sounded better in my head…you need to make long pauses between “Put”, “it”, and the last part to match the verse:
Put - it - in’the’blender
Put - it - in’the’blender
Put - it - in’the’blender
early in the morning!
no matter how you sing, there are not enough syllables 
when it’s a stray fluffy, let him die with more alcohol or kill it with a brick or a stick. When this happen in a household, then the owner must choose wish punishment he/she wil give on the fluffy.
We’re gonna beat the fluffy!!
We’re gonna beat the fluffy !!
We’re gonna beat the fluffy!!
Early in the morning!!
Cut off his legs for our menudo
Cut off his legs for our menudo
Cut off his legs for our menudo
Early in the morning
(Way-hey and up he rises
Way-hey and up he rises
Way-hey and up he rises
Early in the morning)
Shave “fuck you” into his back fluff
Shave “fuck you” into his back fluff
Shave “fuck you” into his back fluff
Early in the morning
(Way-hey and up he rises
Way-hey and up he rises
Way-hey and up he rises
Early in the morning)
Hey, looks like Scarface can have a drinking buddy.
the song of my people
Menudo? Shouldnt you say “güey-hey” then?