Eddi-puss (FluffyChimera)

Virility was usually a sought after trait in most young stallions, but even this was a bit much and far too soon.

When Eddi-puss’ mummah refused to let him get guud feews from enfing her milkie places, he moved on to the other mares in the herd. Needless to say, his mother was horribly embarrassed as she and her scandalous offspring were quickly becoming despised among the other herd members.

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Shortly thereafter she discovers his precious foal, with its prolapsed anus, a victim of the Smarty of the herd, poor baby, received the enfies he was asking for so much.

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The purple mare’s face is awesome

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“So what’s the prognosis?”

“It’s difficult to say, my first hypothesis was a trauma reflex; hyper-sexualisation in children is often a sign of abuse and the victim’s attempts to process what happened to them. However these are Fluffies, the most notoriously horny creatures on the planet. Most likely we’re dealing with a chemical imbalance.”

“Can it be fixed?”

“In which way do you mean? Do you mean through time, effort, care and a shit-load of hormone alternating drugs that will need to be carefully monitored to ensure no irreparable damage is done to his mind and body? Yes that can be achieved. Or do you mean we can castrate him right now and not have to worry about him again? Because also yes.”

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Castrate the little shit with a soldering iron.

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Oh we doin mythology fluffiest again?

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Any time is a good time for mythology fluffs!

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the next day mama found the head of her smarty baby near her bed

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Poor Mummah…She’s clearly doing her best…

That purple mare’s face needs to be a reaction image. :rofl:

P.S. Typo in the title: “FluccyChimera”

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thanks for pointing out the typo!! :sparkling_heart:

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Who is cheaper…

Ok castrate him

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damn that has to be a nightmare to have to deal with

a week later, the herd unanimously agreed to kick the little bastard out

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Holy crap! I love this! I need a follow-up where either some stallion has his way with the little shit or a mare crunches his tinybits. Or both?

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The whole herd…Mummah included.

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mummah had to be convinced to kick the fucker out

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I say give him what he want

Disguise an 8 gauge shotgun barrel as a mere special place

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You’re being very generous, my friend. M’thinks a .22 rimfire will be more than sufficient.

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Only for however long it takes for somebody to get sick & tired of it and do something about it. And we all know what that, at minimum, entails…

Love those funny faces they did.

That poor embarassed mother mare " Sorry my future horny shit of a son wanting some fun "

Other Mare: " WTF!?"

That piece of turd would have that purple mare stomp on or have the stallion came it and deal with that lil shit XD

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