What is this?
After the outrage from how Petco treats Beta Fish, we have recently changed our system. Introducing the Sea Fluff Beta Seller! (SFBS) No need to worry about kids seeing dead, dying, or sad fish anymore, it will be replaced with Sea Fluffies! Same design as a usual Beta Fish shelf, but mostly automated. Shelves in an 8x8 grid with each shelf being about 4.5 inches wide, and 4 inches tall. Each cubby has a plastic cup with warm water inside of it, and is able to be slid out from the back. Back of the shelf is about the size of a small bathroom, with a robot claw on the ceiling of the room. (Yea it’s THIS automated) Inside of the backroom, there are 2 tin containers. One is where the Sea Fluffy Mare and foals are, and the other is the FG300. Make sure you fill the FG300 with cold water, and the other with warm. Make sure the Sea Mare tin has rocks and fake plants at the bottom, for less Sea Fluffy stress. The FG300 (Foal Grinder 300) makes sure unbought and or stressed out Foals get crushed into dog food by the spinning gears at the bottom.
How does this work?
Quite simple for workers, after finding a suitable Mare, preferably one that has a lot of offspring, put it in the Sea Mare tin. Feed it and soon you will have new Sea Fluffy foals! We wait about a week until they open their eyes. (Makes them cuter in the cups) After they open their eyes, the robotic arm will roll out each shelf and make sure water is still hot. If it is, the Sea Foals get picked up and plopped in. They will be scared, but with a calming smell inside each cup, they will be okay. If they are bought, boom! Bag the Sea Foal up and sell! No background checks needed. If Sea Foals aren’t bought, they will be in there for about 1-2 days, before being put into the grinder. Once in, make sure it’s dark and cold. It will slow them down after not eating for days. They will slowly sink into the liquid and be crushed up. To prevent chunks going everywhere scaring other Sea Foals, a vacuum sucks there remains into them. After that, the remains will be baked and flavored to be turned into dog food.
Mistakes
Mistakes can happen, and that is all good. We will list common mistakes, and how to deal with them. 1: What if the Sea Mare produces a bad colored Sea Foal? Don’t worry! Put it in there still. Throwing it away will (maybe) lose us money! 2: Small deformations, like a Birthmark, leg gone, missing eye? Sell it! Maybe mark down the price. 3: Mutations, such as 2 heads, multiple eyes, a normal Fluffy Foal? Throw it away, way too much. 4: Suspected Smarty syndrome, and or Sensitive Baby Syndrome? Put it within the bait tank, fishermen would like it. 5: Sea Mare creates multiple Dead litters? Get a new Sea Mare, put the other in the trash.
Coming soon!
The SFBS will be released in Has-Bio trusted pet stores, like Petsmart, or Petco. It can then be released in Fluff-Marts all across the globe, very inexpensive Sea Friend!
Extra Notes
Throughout testing, many times the robotic claw has unintentionally crushed Sea Foals being transported. If this happens, please contact us, and we will deliver a new one.
