I may or may not spy an @Ace and @toofymunstah convo once and got inspired
You madman…
To explain whats going on in case people might not know, the egg-spen-sib babbeh got too fat to even speak and uses one of those autistic people tablets to repeatedly ask for cookies while chasing his caretaker in an electric wheelchair
I have seen fatty shitrats before but this is borderline ridiculous.
I put him on his back and I move his scooter five feet from him
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED
Holy shit lmao
Poopie flavour kibble diet! Instant!
gotta replace all the button-demands with self-insults in fluffy speak so when he tries to demand a cookie it just says stuff like “am stoopid” and “am poopie”
way better than physical pain, emotional pain and no cookie
Just punt that football already
the high-pressure crap stream turns it from bio toy to bio weapon
Push him out of his mobility scooter and kick his ass