Eggplant's Greed (FluffyBooru ID: 50262) (Artist: Titanfluff)

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Lie better, dumbass.

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That’s what you get for not feeding them veggies.

Fat poorly behaved idiots with toxic shit and health problems.

Zoodles are cheap as hell and give you high grade manure in addition to healthy well-behaved Fluffs.

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Why do I have the feeling, that once eggplant starts his “diet”, that eggplant is going to eat turnip?

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If the owner believe that fat shit’s lie he is the dumbest person around.

Poor turnip you can see even his ribs too :tired_face:

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if he doesn’t notice it on purpose, then he is a genius who found a way to abuse 2 fluffies without doing anything

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I think the owner is humoring him by pretending to beliebe it. The question is so he isn’t expecting the punishment/Abuse/execution, or because that’s how you baby step a child who doesn’t understand that lying is wrong into the realization the parent knows they are lying and its only getting worse and more embarrassing for them the longer they try and salvage it.

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or he just wants to see one die from starvation, and the other from heart attack and diabetes

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Your right, and that fucking burp too. If that shit didnt change its either sorry box or stick

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Ever notice how dumb people after in the fluffy-verse?

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Ahahhaha yeah from spoiling their fluffies or some dont research and just nod on what other people say.

Only to realize its not what these people say.

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Stupid is as stupid does.

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If that would happen to my fluffies, i would kick the one not sharing.

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I suppose I’d punish Eggplant by making it eat an entire large cake. See how fun over-eating is then.
Meanwhile, Turnip’s gonna need some multiple nutritious lil meals over the course of some days. Maybe some vitamins.
Eggplant, u fat fack… :expressionless:

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You’d be surprised how stupid people are, irl. Like forget how to breath, locking oneself inside the car, type stupid, and they have the audacity to blame other from their own stupidity.

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Shhhh… :crazy_face:

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I’ve always loved this one, particularly the imploring face of the emaciated fluffy.

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The fact that its OBVIOUS to everyone that eggplant ate all the food, and turnip none, is just so good. I love it.

And the fact that turnip is trying to lie. Oh, so stupid. ALL the evidence is there…