Empty Nesters 3 [Final](love2hatefluffs)

Final follow-up that I feel like doing for Empty Nesters (love2hatefluffs)

Part 2 here: Empty Nesters 2 (love2hatefluffs)

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WHY MUST YOU PLAY THIS GAME OF EMOTIONS WITH US LOVE2 HATE!!! :pleading_face: :pleading_face:

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HOMESTYLE FLAVOR

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is it crunchy?

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no, dead and rotting flesh is disturbingly soft and wet

so, wet food. not kibble

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Poor lil guy didnt deserve that. Now i wonder how human rotten flesh tastes like

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See, right at the first bite would’ve been the perfect time for the cops to burst down the door and see the cannibalistic murder Fluffy taking the first nibble of his victim.

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Given that human flesh is supposed to taste like pork, I’m guessing rotten pork chops.


Interesting that Coffee starts with the owner’s face first, much like those German Shepherd dogs I mentioned in the previous part.

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People like to tell you your cats will instantly eat you as soon as you die as if that means they love you less than you think. I feel like the only one who genuinely does not care that my cat would eat me. Resources shouldn’t go to waste. They’ve just got Lizardfolk brains.

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Are their jaws even strong enough for that?

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The answer is always headcanon

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Considering how they are bio toys and made from likely multiple animal genes, i wouldn’t be too surprised. I mean we have cannibal fluffies,

Pigs have been known to eat dead bodies, makes me wonder if there was some murder out there giving dead bodies to fluffies

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True, but that also increases the likelihood it survives this ordeal. Now a small enough passage of time that it thinks this is alright and there’s enough evidence he’s clearly been eating her that no one can possibly dispute before enacting whatever punishment they feel is appropriate that likely ends in a painful death…

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I thought about doing that and having the final panel being them mag dumping on him for funnies, but I changed my mind and went bleakbox instead

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Organ donor?

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Because

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Lol sure let’s call it that

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Damn, I didn’t expect you to stab me in the heart tonight. Poor lil fluff.

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I want to see her gasp and jerk up suddenly like that dude in the movie Se7en…

and yes, then the cops break in and arrest the fluffy.

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