Enf Smarties (federalchemical1728)

@CoronaryHeatingProcedure I feel like Xeno & Turnip would get along untiiiiil Turnip actually sees Xeno in action woof :skull:

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First of, holy **** thank you!
Turnip looks so handsome and cool next to Xeno!

Now,…
Long ass text time!

Turnip basically is a ‘smarty’ himself and he doesn’t actually have any strong feelings towards self proclaimed smarties (smartie friends) as long as they aren’t dicks towards their herd (sadly most are) or are straight up hellgremlins that enf and kill when something doesn’t go their way.

He is a protector at heart and doesn’t want to see anyone suffer when he can help it so he’d slap the shit out of bad smarties until they surrender and leave Sire Heartwarming to deal with the rest.

He doesn’t have it in him to kill anyone.

I imagine it to go like this:

  • Xeno & Turnip find a herd led by an ass
  • Turnip gets angry, Xeno looses his cool
  • they start fucking up smarty & toughies
  • Xeno straight up kills them in front of everyone
  • Turnip stops surprised but respects the decision
  • he leaves Xeno to do his thing, comforting the herd instead
  • Xeno finishes off, demanding enfs as compensation
  • Turnip wants to stop him but knows better than to confront him
  • Xeno takes his prise, maybe convinces some to join him on his journey home
  • Turnip takes anyone who wants to come to Sanctum
  • he stays quiet for the remainder of the trip
  • once he gets home, he lets himself cry into Sire Heartwarming’s chest, ashamed for not being able to stop Xeno from enfing some semi-unwilling fluffy
  • they have a heart to heart
  • Turnip decides he respects Xeno but he’ll never forgive him fully for what he does after ‘saving’ a herd, as he’d never demand compensation for his services himself
  • The end

I’m excited to see what you come up with!
They look like an interesting bunch.

I’ll be happy to find you there in all your gremlin glory.:sparkles:

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