“hoomin say dat fwuffy take oba da wowl, bu da no am twue! wowl am aww fwuffed up an goo fo fwuffy nao, but wots of wands bewong to hoomin an puffy an yoo-koo-wee smawties too!”
“So how exactly did.. all this.. happen?”
“big hewd of hewds come togebbah undaw Fwubbah, an he teww us wif hewd-mine to enf an poopie until wowl am aww fwuffed up so dats wat fwuffies do untiw Fwubbah go fowebah sweepies an Wucifew teww fwuffies.. Wucifuw say wot of enfin weiwd stuff wif hewd-mine but den he sigh an say “fwuffies do wat fwuffies wan” an den dat’s wat we do!”
“So is Lucifer still the Herdmind, or..”
“how da enf shouwd fwuffy kno?”
“We’ll be back with more of “How the goddamned shitrats took over the world” after this, only on Fluff tv!”
“fwuffy wub fwuffteebee!”
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