“Civilization may be in danger from the threat of massive swarms of mutant shitrats, but that doesn’t mean you should miss out on good eatin! In fact, it’s your duty to come on down to Chuugo’s and try out our new commemorative special huggies meal! We paralyze a couple fluffies mid coitus and cook em up with our special know-how so you can eat them alive and sobbing! Chuugo’s! We’re doing our part!”
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I guess in this universe fluffies do it missionary
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well sometimes. they arent quite toys or animals or people so…
…eeeeew. There are things I just don’t want in my food, and sex fluids are definitely in that category. 
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“It’s an aphrodisiac” says the marketing
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