Entepott Fluffy Shelter 03 [by MEY]

Emilia found herself in the communal play area, explaining the new situation to the good stock, or rather the Good Fluffies. A ranking system that applied to all Fluffies residing in Entepott Fluffy Shelter, with this ranking affecting how a Fluffy would be treated whilst residing in the shelter and a sort of point system to move up in ranks or drop down.

Firstly, the four ranks:

  • Good Fluffy
  • Fluffy
  • Bad Fluffy
  • Shit Rat

Currently all good stock in the shelter were considered Good Fluffies and all bad stock were considered Shit Rats, but all future Fluffies that ended up in this shelter, would start off as Fluffy, and their actions from then on, would determine their rankings.

Emilia explained these rankings to all the Good Fluffies and as expected they all looked at her with confusion. Some made comments about shit being a bad word, while most others just gave her blank stares. She had expected as much and fortunately she came prepared with a simple chart.

The chart was crude. A simple table she had made in under thirty minutes, but it had all the key info and she did put some thought into the fact that she was making it for Fluffies. Simple design and wording. Use of arrows to understand to flow and pictures to reinforce that being a Good Fluffy was good and being a Shit Rat was bad.

It was a simple point system, but truthfully she knew that explaining it would have been complicated to these simple creatures. To move from Fluffy to Good Fluffy you had to do (3) Good Fluffy Things, but if you did (1) Bad Fluffy Thing, then you lost (1) Good Fluffy Thing and had to do another (1) Good Fluffy Thing, and vice versa. So Emilia just explained the way Zeri told her to.

“Only do Good Fluffy Things so you can be Good Fluffies… forever” Emilia stated calmly.

The Good Fluffies all looked at her and nodded. Some gasped in amazement as though she had said something profound, whilst others looked at the chart, seemingly deep in thought, but none of them seemed to notice that obvious unfairness of the system. It had been purposely designed for Fluffies to fail easily and punish them harshly for undesirable behavior. Once a Fluffy had fallen to Bad Fluffy, it would require a great effort just to move back to Fluffy, and once they fell to Shit Rat, there was no coming back. That was it, and once they had completed their two week mandatory stay, they would join the queue for Fluffy meat processing.

Emilia had argued it against it. She had tried to fight for more leniency, because Fluffies were careless and emotional creatures who could easily make mistakes and do bad stuff even though they had good hearts, but annoyingly Zeri had a counter arguments. In terms of supply and demand, there was a high supply of Fluffies and low demand. In order to give the Good Fluffies in Entepott a chance, they didn’t just have to be Good Fluffies. They needed to be perfect, and in order for them to be perfect, Entepott had to be harsh. It was annoying because Emilia knew Zeri was right, as Entepott wouldn’t have been in this situation in the first place if everyone wanted a Fluffy.

Her thoughts were interrupted by one of the Good Fluffies, who was sat on his rump and raising one of his front legs. Emilia looked at him with a slight smile. Dark brown fur with grayish green patches. His mane and tail were a mix of brown and black. She recognized him instantly: Oakley, one of the longer residents of Entepott.
“Yes Oakley?” Emilia asked kindly.

“Emi mummah, wat am Gud Fwuffy Tings n Bad Fwuffy Tings?” Oakley asked.
“I’m glad you asked, let me explain. ”

Emilia produced another chart. A table that simply listed out all Good Fluffy Things and all Bad Fluffy Things.


Good Fluffy Things Bad Fluffy Things
ALWAYS listen to Hoomans Don’t listen to Hoomans
NEVER demand anything, only ask Demand things, especially sketti or toys
NEVER make a fuss or tantrum when told no Make a fuss or tantrum when told no
NEVER threaten Hoomans Threaten Hoomans
ALWAYS treat ALL Fluffies kindly Treat other Fluffies rudely
ALWAYS help each other Never help each other
NEVER call others meanie names Call others by meanie names
NEVER pick fights Pick fights
ALWAYS make good poopies Make bad poopies
ALWAYS thank their daddeh and/or mummah Take everything for granted
NEVER call themselves a Smarty Always call themselves a Smarty
NEVER call themselves Bestest Always call themselves Bestest
ALWAYS love all babbehs equally Have Bestest babbehs
Laze about all day

As Emilia went through the list, the Good Fluffies listened quietly. She noticed some of them nodding in agreement, whilst others said “yes” with every point as though validating the points. Unsurprising as most of the behaviors listed came from observing the Good Fluffies and a brainstorm session between the three women about what separated them from Shit Rats. However, Emilia felt a sort of discomfort, as the list felt sort of dystopian. Telling Fluffies that they NEEDED to act a certain way or end up locked in a glass prison and forced to cannibalize each other, before ending up as food themselves.

However, she was quick to remind herself that this was necessary. The world was a rough place and tough choices needed to be made, plus the population itself had slowly been seeing Fluffies and more and more akin to vermin with each passing day, so the only way for these Fluffies to find a good home was to become absolute angel, and this was how.

Luckily none of them seemed to realize this, in fact they seemed to see this from a different lens. Not an oppressive set of laws, but rather a guide on how to be a good Fluffy and how to get a good home. Much too naive to realize that they these rules were designed to make them absolutely subservient to their owners and all the more vulnerable to abuse, but Emilia was quick to remind herself that subservient was a Fluffy’s intended design and thousands of Fluffies were abused everyday, so all she was doing was moaning for the sake of moaning.

Entepott was simply operating on a harsh truth and a harsh truth needed to be said.

“Oakley, Coco, Sunflower, Petal, Noodle, Buggie, Reeses, Hip Hop, Wimpy, Mustard, Tanner, Nanna. If you hear your name, please step forward”.

Twelve Fluffies stepped forward. Seven stallions and five mares. Nine Earthies, one Pegasus and two Unicorns. An array of colors, with all Fluffies sharing one thing in common: Low chance of adoption. All full grown Fluffies, which had a lower chance of adoption, because smaller was cuter and that whole mentality that the Fluffy would develop a stronger bond with the owner if they were adopted whilst quite young. Plus it didn’t help that these Fluffies had color combos, physical defects and mentalities that were deemed low appeal.

There were other reasons as well. More stallions, because of babbeh enfer connotations, even though most Stallions in Entepott were already neutered and more Earthies because why have a boring old abnormally tiny ponies when you could have one with a dull horn or useless wings. Emilia took a deep breath. She was being bitter, because this whole situation was annoying her and she needed to calm down.

“You all stay over there and wait, while we bring all the other Fluffies back to their homes”

The twelve Fluffies stayed next to the wall obediently, as Emilia, Ariella and Zeri brought the rest of the Good Fluffies back to their cages, then Emilia came back and sat down in the pillow area. She sat cross legged and told them all to come up close. She wanted this to feel more personal and caring, as she broke the news, and she felt a tinge of guilt as they all stared at her with their cute faces and big round eyes. She pondered how to say this. Delicately? Work up to it? Imply? Fluffies probably didn’t get the whole double-meaning and bad news was still bad news, whether she told it slowly or fast, so she decided to rip the band aid off and get it done.

“I’m going to be honest… I don’t think any of you are going to find a good home”.

The twelve stared at her blankly. None seem to register what she had said, but as half a minute passed, their faces began to change into horrified looks. Suddenly Coco stepped forward and began to tap on Emilia’s thigh.

“Coco nu get gud housie!?” Coco cried out in a panic “Bu Coco wan! Coco wan!”

Emilia nodded in agreement and gave him a sympathetic look

“I know Coco… but the truth is… The hoomans prefer Fluffies when their are still babbehs and a lot of them… Well a lot of them, especially the children… Uh… The smaller hoomans, prefer Fluffies with… Well… Prettier colors and…”

Emilia paused. She felt guilt for saying such things and all the more guilty as she observed the reactions of the various Fluffies.

Coco, Hip Hop and Wimpy had started to cry, hugging each other tightly as they wailed.

“Y… Y Emi mummah sa such meanine tings!?” Petal asked angrily.

“It caw Noodle hab bwoken hown!?” Noodle asked with a look of horror.

Sunflower was running in a circle, like she always did when she was anxious.

“Ib… Mustawd nu fin housie… Am… Am Mustawd gon be nummies!?!” Mustard asked in horror.

Oakley, Tanner and Buggie were seemingly calm, but the looks of horror on their faces gave away their true feelings on the matter.

Only two didn’t seem to care. Reeses and Nanna. Emilia understood why. Reeses came from a happy home with an owner that truly loved him. Unfortunately she had passed away due to old age and with no one to care for Reeses, he was put in the shelter. Even though it had been months, Reeses could still remember his owner and it left him with what they call a “downer” personality.

As for Nanna, she was the oldest in the shelter and Emilia wasn’t sure if it was age or because she had come from Fluffy mill, but seemed to find satisfaction just from watching Fluffies grow.

Emilia looked down. She felt terrible for saying this, but it was decided that it was best to keep their expectations low. If they knew that every person that came here was not looking for them, it would hurt less so to speak when they don’t get picked. Hopefully it would also allow them to be focus on their new responsibilities. Still it did make Emilia feel bad and she stayed silent for a minute, as she let them get out all their emotions, but eventually she needed to call order and calm them down. This was not her only responsibility in Entepott today, and the sooner she got them adjusted to their new roles, the faster she could start working on her other tasks.

She raised her hand and waited for all of them to settle down. Fortunately they were all Good Fluffies. They were emotional, but also had greater self control and in under a minute, they were all quiet, aside from a few sniffles and whimpers.

“I know it’s tough” Emilia said calmly “But I need you guys to be strong. Other humans might not want you, but we do. Ella, me and I guess Zeri, we all need you”.

Oakley stepped forward “Emi mummah nee Oakwey?” He asked with hope.

“Yes! I… We need you… ALL of you, to help us find other Fluffies a good home, especially the babbehs. We need you to teach them…”

“Bu Coco wan housie!” Coco suddenly exclaimed “Y dummeh babbeh get housies bu…”

“Coco” Emilia scolded softly “Calling other meanie names is what bad Fluffies do. Are you a bad Fluffy?”

Coco looked horrified but shook his head with tears in his eyes.

“Coco nu am bad Fwuffy… Bu… Bu… Wan gud housie… N… Iz nut faiw! Nut faiw!”

Emilia nodded in agreement and she just felt so horrible. Telling these Fluffies that they don’t get a nice home and that they need to accept that they can only help other Fluffies find a nice home. It really wasn’t fair, and she felt like a monster for telling them this. Fluffies weren’t meant to be put in positions like this, but Fluffies weren’t supposed to be an overpopulated infestation species either. It was just a case of poor circumstances. With these Good Fluffies here simply because they lost the genetic lottery.

Coco was right, it really wasn’t fair, and as Emilia stared at Coco, who had broken into tears again, she just felt so sorry for him. She pulled the Fluffy close and gave him a nice, warm hug, allowing Coco an opportunity to sob quietly in her shoulder, as he nuzzled her lovingly.

“I know Coco” she said gently “It’s not fair, but unfortunately… The world isn’t fair. Sometimes bad Fluffies… Or even Shit Rats get to live in good homes, while good Fluffies… Live here…”

Here. Entepott Fluffy Shelter. Even as a Hugbox shelter, it was never supposed to be a forever home. A facility of cold, uncaring walls and floors. Row upon rows of glass boxes, with hundreds of Fluffies living in close confinement of each other. Cheap kibbles for meals, scheduled times for play and socialization with limited toys. Meanwhile there were plenty of Shit Rats out there, living in nice homes with all their needs and wants being met simply because they had nicer colors. It was really unfair and Emilia found herself shedding a tear for this injustice, but she knew she had to maintain her composure.

Most of the other Fluffies had gathered around her, looking at her with worried faces. Some on the verge of crying as well. They stared at her with their adorable faces and their big, round eyes, all looking at her for guidance and support. If she were to cry now, she would set most of them off and it would make the whole situation all the more harder. Emilia pondered what to say, and took as a deep breath as she calmed her nerves.

Placing Coco down, she pet the Fluffy gently, before staring at all of them and making a cute huff. She nodded and put on her best smile. She knew what to say.

“The world isn’t fair, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t going to try fighting it”.

“Emi mummah am gib sowwy hoofies tu nu faiw worldie?” Sunflower asked.

“Sorry hoofies… Yes! That’s right, me, Ella and Zeri all think it’s not fair that good Fluffies have to live here, while Shi… Bad Fluffies live in nice homes. Many humans think that all the Fluffies here are bad Fluffies and we want to show them that it’s not true. There are many good Fluffies, here that need good homes and we want them to see that there are many good Fluffies here who deserve a good home… And we NEED your help”.

The Fluffies all looked at her in surprise.

“Emi… Emi mummah nee… nee Noodwe hewp?” Noodle asked

“That’s right Noodle I need your help, and…”

“Eban tho Noodwe hab bwoken hown?”

“Even if you have a broken horn”

Noodle looked shocked by this, but then began to smile with tears in his eyes.

“Noodwe wan hewp! Wan hewp!” He cried out with glee.

His delight had begun to affect the other Fluffies, and some were beginning to look a little more optimistic and some were even looking quite excited. Emilia noticed this and quickly used it to her advantage.

“And not just Noodle” she stated “I need YOUR help Tanner, I need YOUR help Sunflower…”

“Sunfwowew wan hewp! Wan! Wan!”

“… YOUR help Petal…”

“Petaw wan hewp babbehs!”

“… YOUR help Buggie, YOUR help Oakley, YOUR help Hip Hop…”

“Hip hop hewp! Hip hop hewp!”

“… YOUR help Wimpy, YOUR help Mustard…”

“Mustawd hewp, bu… Bu nu am nummies!”

“… YOUR help Nanna, and yes YOU too Reeses”.

Reeses who had remained in the sideline, whilst all the other Fluffies had clung to her, looked at Emilia in surprise.

“Emi… Emi mummah nee Weeses”

Emilia nodded “Yup! I need you too Reeses… And I NEED you too Coco”.

Coco who was still hugging her, began to hug her tightly as he made a loud sniffle.

“Coco… Wan hewp” he stated softly “Coco wan hewp”

Emilia smiled and the Fluffies all began to crowd around her, some climbing her legs so that they could hug and nuzzle her, while others bounced around excitedly. All of them proudly exclaiming that they wanted to help. It warmed Emilia’s heart seeing such noble intent and she tried to grab as many of them as she could in a warm embrace. Some of them giggled in joy, whilst others made delighted squeals. It certainly did make Emilia feel better.

“You all are REALLY GOOD Fluffies” Emilia stated joyfully “Such good Fluffies, and I… I just love you all so much”.

Emilia had began to sob quietly with the biggest smile. These really were good Fluffies, and the Fluffies began to nuzzle and hug her tightly, exclaiming how much they loved her. Even if they had a low chance of getting a good home, Emilia told herself that she would do everything in her power to make sure that they at least had a comfortable life here in Entepott. Maybe not the best life they could have, but atleast a good life.

“Wan gud babbehs tu get good housie” Petal exclaimed

“Hip hop am weally gud Fwuffy!” Hip hop declared

“Weally gud Fwuffy! Weally gud Fwuffy!” Sunflower and Noodle exclaimed in unison.


Zeri watched from the open door feeling both impressed and envious. Impressed, because Emilia had managed to turn a bunch of despairing Fluffies into a cheerful crowd, excited to help Entepott, in no less than twenty minutes, and envious because that looked like a really nice, warm hug. She definitely could go for a nice, warm hug as well, and would happily accept it as reward for working here, if it was on offer. Unfortunately she couldn’t see an opportunity arising and she found herself resentful that those cry baby fur balls were able to get such a nice, warm hug from a cute girl like Emilia.

“Hey slacker what you doing lazing about” came a stern voice.

Zeri turned around in surprise to see Ariella looking at her with a cheeky grin.

“Oh nothing boss, just wondering what a girl’s got to do to get a nice hug like that” Zeri retorted.

Ariella peered into the room and snorted with amusement.

“Hah!” Ariella said with a laugh “Sorry I don’t trust you to give the Good Fluffies hugs and love, best I can give you a hug from shelter owner herself, Ariella Orisa, or probably a pat on the back”

“Oh gosh darn” Zeri replied in a mocking tone.

“Yeah I thought so” Ariella replied with a grin “I understand, not much appeal for older lady hugs in this economy, right?”

“Yeah, sorry just not in the market for that sort of thing” Zeri replied in a sarcastic manner “I’m TERRIBLY sorry about that”.

Ariella snorted in amusement again and pat Zeri on the back hard.

“There you got a pat on the back, now stop watching Emilia do her job and go do yours”.

“Aye boss” Zeri said with a grin.

Zeri quickly returned to her cart, bringing it to the housing area to pick up the Shit Rats on the menu for today. In truth, she definitely would have loved a nice, warm hug for Ariella, but she knew boss was just joking with that offer. Just a little bit of bants. She would just have to make do with some good old Fluffy abuse.

126 Shit Rats (85 adults + 41 young) with 14 serving from yesterday.

1 Fluffy = 20 fed

126 = 14 fed

125 = 34 fed

124 = 54 fed

123 = 74 fed

122 = 94 fed

121 = 114 fed

120 = 120 fed + 14 excess again

6 lucky adult Shit Rats, chosen for lunch service. Ariella had already instructed her on which ones to choose, the 5 that had refused to eat yesterday and 1 who had double portions.

As Zeri picked the Shit Rats for processing, she noticed a lot of complaining today. A lot of bored, hungry Shit Rats, who had started notice the difference in treatment between them and their Good Fluffy shelter-mates.

“Y dummeh Petaw hab pway time bu Mawy nu get pway time!” complained a bitch mare

“Su hungwy! Gib Wocky nummies wite nao, dummeh hooman!” demanded a hell gremlin

“Bestest wan pway! Bestest wan pway!” screamed a bestest babbeh

A lot of angry Hellgremlins banging their hooves on the glass wall. Bitch mares wailing. Runaways throwing tantrums. Such entitled, arrogant behavior. If only they knew the future that awaited them.

Zeri grinned with satisfaction, as she got the six chosen Fluffies. She was easily able to placate them, simply telling them that they were going to play and have all the sketti they wanted. That certainly made them more manageable and it was certainly amusing watching the six hold their heads up high and gloat to all the other Shit rats how they got these nice things because they were the best. Zeri was practically racing to the kitchen, excited to show them their new reality. Upon entering the kitchen, the Shit Rats were quick to cause a fuss.

“Wewwe sketti!?” One Shit Rat asked in bewilderment.

“Hungwy! Wan sketti!” A second Shit Rat demanded.

“Y am hewe? Wan sketti! Wan pway!” A third Shit Rat exclaimed angrily

“Dummeh hooman pwomise sketti!” A fourth Shit Rat screamed with indignation

“Wan sketti!” A fifth Shit Rat demanded arrogantly

“Sketti! Sketti!” Screamed the sixth Shit Rat lividly

Zeri smiled and took as step back as they whined and screamed. All six of them looking at her with angry eyes. Some were pouting, some stomping their hooves, whilst other threatened sorry poopies. All of them asking where their sketti was. Zeri stared at them silent with a smile. She was just taking in the sight of six arrogant idiots and just getting herself in the mood.

As she stared at them standing side by side, she noticed something. A slight size difference, with one of the Fluffies slightly larger than the other five. With it came a realization. Something that definitely needed to be brought to the boss’ attention, but it was not so important that Zeri needed to drop everything and notify Ariella. She could do it after cooking and she was already in the mood.

“Time for sketti!” She said with a grin.

The six looked at her in surprise, but their anger quickly turned to join.

“Sketti! Sketti!” Four of the Shit Rats chanted.

“Su hungwy!” Another Shit Rat moaned.

“Wewwe Sketti?” Asked the sixth Shit Rat.

Zeri pulled out a large metal crate and showed it to them.

“In here” she said pointing at the industrial sink.

Zeri brought the cart up close so that they could peer inside and they all looked at her with understandable confusion.

“Bu der nu sketti” One Shit Rat said.

“Dummeh hooman twick…”

“This is not a trick” Zeri reassured “There’s sketti in that sink. You just cannot see it yet, because you can only see it when you’re inside the sink”

The Shit Rats looked at her in confusion and one stepped forward.

“How… How am sketti in swink bu nut in swink?” The Shit Rat asked with genuine confusion.

“Human magic” Zeri replied.

“Oooohhh” said the Shit Rats in unison.

It certainly seemed to make sense to them and brushed away any doubts, with all six Shit Rats willingly allowing themselves to be placed in the sink. It took them five whole seconds, before one of them finally realized that there was still no sketti even though they were inside.

“Wewwe am sketti?” The Shit Rat asked.

“Oh you don’t see it?” Zeri asked, as she began to boil a pot of water and put on some latex gloves.

“Nu see sketti” Another Shit Rat replied.

“Hmmm? Let me check” Zeri replied as she placed a knife and a large rubbish bin next to the sink.

She peered inside to see the six Shit Rats staring at her in confusion. All genuinely unable to understand why they couldn’t see the sketti.

“That’s weird. I swore there was sketti inside” she said calmly.

The six Shit Rats looked around in confusion.

“Hey do you mind if I pick you up?” Zeri asked one of the Shit Rats “You might be sitting on the sketti”

The Shit Rat in question looked at her with surprise, but nodded muttering a quiet “otay”

Zeri picked the Shit Rat up and it did not question her. None of did, as she dangled the Shit Rat above the bin.

“Wewwe am sketti?” Asked the Shit Rat she was holding.

Zeri shrugged and then she grinned. Before it could say anything else, she crushed it’s stomach atop the bin as it’s filth came spewing onto into the trash.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Shit Rat screamed and Zeri simply took in the delightful sound, especially as she felt it’s delicate ribs crush under her grip. A satisfying crack and crunch noise. She squeezed harder, watching as the filth turned into blood, then threw the Shit Rat onto the sink.

“Y… Y… huw… ties?” The Shit Rat managed to ask weakly between labored breaths.

Zeri just grinned as the other five Shit Rats stared at her in horror, standing on their own waste. She knew this would happen, which is why she had them all go into the sink before hand. Easier clean up. As she reached out to grab them, one of the Shit Rats tried to bite her and Zeri let it. It’s weak teeth unable to penetrate the latex glove. She used her free hand to tug on it’s lower jaw and with one quick pull, a loud CRUNCH.

ERGEHEHEGEGGHEE

This Shit Rat couldn’t even scream, it could only writhe in pain as it’s lower jaw dangle about. She picked the Shit Rat up and placed it’s upper jaw on the sink watching at it defecated itself in fear. She tightened her fist with an evil smile she smashed it into the Shit Rat’s face, listening to the sickening crunch of his skull imploding as its teeth smashed against the metal sink and impaled itself upon its jaw.

Zeri let the Shit Rat go and it collapsed onto the sink without another word, allowing her to squeeze the remainder of it’s waste into the trash and slit its throat so that the blood could drain.

Four left.

Zeri looked at the four. None seemed to hold the notion that they could beat her and in fact had resort to begging.

“Pwease nice wady… Nu huwt Fwuffies. Fwuffie am fo huggies n wuv” One Shit Rat stated

“Fwuffy sowwi!” Another Shit Rat exclaimed.

“Nu huwties! Nu huwties! Screamed the third Shit Rat

“Pwease nu hurties! Onwy sketti!” Screamed the fourth Shit Rat.

Zeri stared at the clock. She did want to continue playing with them one by one, but boss would most likely get on her case. She looked at the four and smiled.

“Okay!” She said with a grin “I’ll spare ONE of you, you four have to decided which Fluffy I should spare”

Almost immediately, each Shit Rat nominated themselves then all looked at each other in betrayal, shocked that their fellow Shit Rats had not picked them. They immediately began to squabble, and Zeri took advantage of the chaos.

“Beat each other up and the last one standing gets spared!”

She didn’t even have to push them. Upon hearing that command, the four Shit Rats immediately started attacking each other, biting and kicking each other as they screamed insults. As they fought. Zeri picked two Shit Rats up and watched as they continued trying to punch each other with steely focus. Then she started…

BASHING

THEIR

HEADS

AGAINST

ONE

ANOTHER

Until there was nothing but blood and pulp in where their faces should have been. Meanwhile the other two were still dueling. Both so focused on their fight that they didn’t even realize that they were the only two left. As Zeri squeezed the remaining waste out of the two she killed, she watched as the two remaining Shit Rats fought. It was honestly so lame, a lot of biting and pulling. She could not see the appeal of Fluffies fighting, but regardless, there was a clear winner: The only Shit Rat who had managed to get a meal yesterday.

“Wonawd am gib… Worstest hoofies… Tu dummeh Fwuffy” The Shit Rat stated between tired breaths.

Zeri picked up the losing Shit Rat, watching as it tried to resist her and squirm free amongst tired breaths. She squeezed it’s stomach as it screeched and then slit it’s throat on the sink, letting it drain like the other Fluffies, then she stared at the winner.

“Wonawd… Am nu foebah sweepies?” It asked cautiously.

“Yup! Can you dance little guy, to show me how happy you are?”

The Shit Rat began to smile with joy and got up on his hind legs as he began a little jig.

“Yeah! Yeah! Go Ronald! Go Ronald!” Zeri cheered

The cheers seem to motivate the Shit Rat to dance even more intensely, all with the biggest dorkiest smile.

“Upsies?” Zeri asked

The Shit Rat practically jumped for joy.

“Huggies!? Wan Huggies!” The Shit Rat screamed.

“Okay” Zeri said with a smile.

The Shit Rat had it’s fore legs raised towards her with the cutest smile. The vile parasite. There was no mercy for them. Shit Rats were only good for one thing and that was letting out pathetic cries of anguish as Zeri crushed its belly atop the bin and PURGED it of its entitled arrogance and the tainted filth that made up most of its body. Then…

SMASH

ITS

HEAD

AGAINST

THE

COUNTER

OVER

AND

OVER

UNTIL

IT

WAS

DEAD

The exhilarating rush of brutal abuse. Zeri grinned as she clutched the dead Shit Rat. God she loved this job. What was there to hate? Two eye candy co-workers and a task that involved showing noisy, arrogant Shit Rats how weak and pathetic they truly were. PURGING them of their idiotic entitlement. She let out a delighted squeal, then took a deep breath. Fun time was over. It was time to cook.


Ariella walked into the kitchen, just as Zeri finished chopping up the first cooked Shit Rats and watched as she distributed the meat into the feeding bowls. It still made her a little queasy, and still freaked her slightly seeing how happy Zeri was about the task, but that was because it was only day two and Ariella knew she would get used to it in a few more days.

“Nice job” Ariella commented “Thirty minutes to get me my first batch. Good time. Good time”.

Zeri smiled warmly, as Ariella placed the feed bowls on the cart.

“The others are already boiling in the pots. I think fifteen minutes to get batch two ready, but there’s an issue that we will need to address as soon as possible”.

“Of course there is, what’s up Ze”

“Um… So the six we cooked up today… The ones that didn’t eat anything yesterday were kind of smaller than the one that had double portions”.

“I… uh… I don’t understand”

“Like think about it, boss. We’re feeding our Shit Rats a bowl of meat a day, shared between two of them like it’s not a problem for the first few days, but what about a week from now?”

“Oh… fuck” Ariella said with a frustrated sigh.

She got what Zeri was saying. From three bowls of kibble a day to one bowl of meat, a significant reduction in food that was no doubt going to see the Shit Rats get smaller as the days passed, and if they got smaller it meant less meat to provide.

Ariella thought about it carefully. If the Shit Rats got smaller and provided less meat, then they would have more free space for the government to fill up. However, the new intake had a two week mandatory stay period, so during those two weeks, new Shit Rats couldn’t be served and if they were already small once they were ready to be served up, then more Shit Rats needed to be processed for food and at this trend, there was a possibility that all new Shit Rats would eventually be under the two week mandatory stay period, meaning no Shit Rats to serve and a bunch of new Shit Rats that still needed to be fed.

Another headache to figure out and Ariella rubbed her forehead in frustration. She noticed Zeri looking guilty and punched her worker playfully in the arm.

“Good initiative Ze. We’ll need to fix this, but we should have a few days to think of a solution… Are you sure you don’t want some old lady hug as compensation? I give a rough and horrid hug”

“Oh don’t tempt me boss” Zeri said with a grin.

Ariella chuckled with amusement, as Zeri went back to cooking the other Shit Rats.

She did feel lucky. Lucky that the two who stuck around were excellent workers with good initiative, but again it made her feel all the more guilty that she couldn’t pay them. However, she was quick to brush away such thoughts. She needed to work and there was plenty that needed to be done. After feeding the Shit Rats, she would help Emilia feed the Good Fluffies. Then lunch break. Zeri and her do shelter cleaning, while Emilia did stock take. After that paperwork, while the two did cage cleaning, then feed the Good Fluffies their second meal. More paperwork and cleaning, and then a chance to brainstorm with the two.

Ariella pushed the cart out, and started distributing the Shit Rat meat to the Shit Rats. They whined and bitched. Moaned and complained, but Ariella blocked them out. She was too busy thinking of solutions and partly wondering whether this whole thing was worth it.


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Looking it up, with water but no food, dogs can survive about 5 days and cats for 1-2 weeks, which are much quicker times than I thought.

Given the low efficiency of fluffy digestion, it stands to reason that after a week on a low calorie diet, they’d start losing muscle mass, since they would have burnt through all their fat reserves in that time.

One potential solution would be to improve the fluffy digestion efficiency by letting their food have a second pass through, much like rabbits, hamsters and other small herbivores; in other words, they’re going to go back to two meals a day, but this one’s going to be exclusively of their own first pass shit.

Another comments on the story, you seem to be pushing this ‘shit rat’ definition part of your head canon quite strongly (it’s in People Watching as well); it’s going to be interesting to see if this rebranding tactic by pro-fluffy organisations is going to stick, or if it’s going to fail as the average populace don’t care enough to make the distinction.

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You got Reese’s personality done perfect

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Agreed with BrotherOni with some novel solutions to the issue- as fitting as it should be to have the shitty fluffies be forced to consume their feces, there is also the fact that fluffies in most head canons are able to digest grass and leaves. Unless they live in a howling winter tundra, there are likely still lawns and empty fields that an enterprising employee could get a weedwhacker into and have some fiber to add to the meat.

If they accidentally ingest some potentially toxic fertilizers or pesticides that slowly over time accumulate in the meat and organs of the shit rats and make them suffer painfully, that’s just a bonus!

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Aww, thanks for using Noodle and giving him spot light time!

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Yea, Hip-Hop made it in. :grinning:

Fallen leaves and tree branches are also a possiblity if you go with @CubanPete idea of feeding the shitrats. I mean might as well start a compost heap so you have a supply if fiber for them.

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Very good chapter there excited for upcoming chapter. Feels nice to see Wimpy mentioned interested on what plans you have for him.

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a easy solution
turn the shit rats into food with days in advance, if they get smaller as time pase the solution is killing them while they are still meaty and fat.

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Reading this really makes me envy your planning and efficiency when writing. I have a habit of winging everything I write in half an hour and hoping for the best. It’s clear that you go through a lot of thoughts and revisions when writing

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Thank you :pray:

Luckily, I’ve had to go through a lot less revisions with Entepott in comparison to Uphie. I think Uphie really helped me develop my skills for long-term story telling.

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