Be you.
Fluffy pony lover
Just had to put your beloved colt Pickle down after 4 good years
Fluffy ponies don’t live super long
And he was a rescue
And also he ate your shoelaces
Such is the life of a fluffy owner
Scouring the streets looking for a feral to take in
Maybe this time you can find an abused alicorn
People say they’re rare to find
But you’re feeling lucky
Down your 5th alley of the afternoon you hear singing
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“Hello, is there a fluffy down here?”
“N-n-nu!” A high pitched voice replies
You pulled aside a box to find a purple mare curling around her foals.
“Nu huwt bestest mummah!”
“I’m not gonna hurt you.”
You look over her foals
Decent colors, nothing too ugly but nothing too interesting either
Over in the shit pile you saw some movement
A foal struggled out from the filth
“What’s this?”
“Dat poopeh babbeh! Take poopeh babbeh, weab bestest babbeh!”
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You put on the gloves you keep for situations like this and pick up the foal
It struggles gently in your palm, and you cringe
It’s a shit brown with a greenish almost bruise colored mane
A unicorn, you thought maybe an alicorn but the “wings” were just dried feces stuck to its back
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This is the kind of foal that needs you the most
A perfect sob story, maximum brownie points
But those colors…
You dropped it to the ground with a crunch
Whatever, not like anyone would know
“You’re right, that is a poopy baby.”
You hold out a gloved hand to her
“You want to come home with me? I would love to have you and your pretty babies come live with me.”
“Be nyu Daddeh?”
You led your new fluffy mummah down the road to your car where a carried waited
The brown foal’s peeps ignored behind you
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