First Act Of Evil: Evil-Mustache Stickfigure-Bastard The Third's first act of evil (Crazyandproudofit) - #20 by Rampage
Warning: a bit of an stupid boring rambling before the images:
Yes, I know that it looks horrible. And I know that my writing is ugly. I have Dysgraphia and Fine motor skills disorder and the last time I tried draw something was many years ago, when I was still a child. I am 31 years old and I am just starting to try to learn how to draw and how to draw Fluffies. I wasted most of my life and I wasted half of the time that I could use to try to learn how to draw and how to draw Fluffies. I never did anything like that before. But I am trying, I am practicing and I am learning and trying to improve. Yes, this doesn’t look like what I wanted it to be, there are still visible marks of erasing and re-drawing. But I did my best. I just need to learn to do better. Or maybe I should try something else, maybe write a story. Maybe in the future. Anyway, in the comments under my first post on this site, I talked about how I am trying to figure which drawing program would suit me better. Somebody asked if I tried paper and pencil, which I did, long time ago, but anyway, paper and pencil, sure here it is:
“(Evil Laughter”)
“Dummeh Stick Hoomin, gib nummies to Smawty nao or get sowwy hoofies n sowwy poopies!
“So, you are Smarty, does it mean that you are very smart? (Evil Laughter)”
“Smawty am smawtest Fwuffy, knu evewyting!”
“What is Mitochondria?”
“Wat?”
“What is the capitol of Sweden?”
“Dummeh Hoomin! Sketty nao!”
“What were the reasons for Hussite Revolt in Bohemia?”
“SMAWTY NU KNU N NU CAWE! WAN SKETTIES! BOOHUUUU!” (Smarty lies on the ground, twitching, kicking legs, screaming, crying)
Sorry but a truly smart Fluffy would know the answers or he would be able to find answers.”
“SMAWTY NU AM SMAWT?”
No and that means that you are not smart enough to get sketties. (Evil Laughter!)”
“HUU-HUUU, NU FAIW!”
“Come back when you will be smarter.”
Narration: “Later, driven by the thirst for revenge, the Smarty becomes Evil-Mustache Stickfigure-Bastard The Third’s biggest nemesis - The Reading Smarty!”
“Dummeh stick Hoomin munsta, Smawty wiww show him. Smawty wiww weawn (Author’s note: sorry, I made error, wrote wearn instead of proper flufspeech, it should be weawn, I noticed it too late.) to wead, Smawty wiww wead evewy booksie. Smawty wiww get wevenge. Smawty wiww show dummeh hoomin dat dummeh hoomin am dummeh, Smawty am smawt.”
Book’s title: “How to read for dummies fluffy edition”
Bonuses: some silly practice sketches that I made just for fun:
Fluffy with bald spot and white beard: “Babbehs dese days am so dummeh. Backsies in Fluffy’s time when Fwuffy was babbeh n young stawion wowking in da owd factowy…”
Foals: “Wizz” (Rizz), “Bwainwot”
Foal with iphone: “Tik Tok chawwenge”
(maybe I should add a skibidi foal. Well, too late.)
(The things in the middle are box of tide pods and a tide pod)
Fluffy: “Dis nu wook wike nummies, wooks pwetty but nu taste gud. Fwuffy didn’t knu dat dis nu nummies, so Fwuffy nummed it once. Dat gabe Fwuffy wostest tummeh huwties, awmost fowewa sweepies, su Fwuffy wiww nevaw num dat again.”
Human: “I am a fully grown adult human with fully developed intelligence, I know that this thing is poisonous and deadly but I ate it for a tik tok video and I almost died and got the worst stomachache of my life but I will do it again for new tik tok video. This time, I will do it while jumping from a plane without parachute or safety rope or any other safety measures, while setting myself on fire, while juggling live hand granades.”
