boy is not ACTUALLY smawty (naming is a marketing tactic). he’s as dumb as bricks but boy is he exotic
@FwuffySadist666 is going to love this one
MAJOR LEAGUE FLUFFIES
SMAWTY BOY
A TRUE BEEFED UP PEDIGREE EXOTIC STUD FLUFF
14X SHITRAT 7X RED BARON
CLONED TWICE TO PERFECTION
TAP TO LOCK IN
I’ve been waiting for this kind of art to come up, there WOULD be weirdos doing this to Fluffies lol
Smawty boy’s mom is also his aunt
Love this.
Magnificent
I’ll take one and adore it
Oh god I love the idea of exotic fluffy breeders being just as crazy as exotic bully breeders
I love this, i agree this would be 100% be a thing.
8/10 not deformed enough, and no fire. Add those and its 10/10
Joke aside i love this lil guy and the joke. Suprised this wasn’t done sooner.
I don’t get it but I love that expression and those eyes.
Its basically a joke on these type of banners advertising “exotic bullies” with mentions of “cloning” which refers to basically inbreeding to ensure they look the same as their parent or grandparents.
The ads are pushed towards “alpha men” trying to paint these as manly dogs.
And they sell these dogs for like 1000 bucks each.
Dogs with so many deformities and mutations you’re basically buying a three year time-bomb. Joints with no cartilage, heart problems (dogs aren’t naturally supposed to be ‘beefed up’), chronic bronchitis, cancer, and those are just the physical problems. They’re often so mentally fucked up that they’re incredibly hard to work with in any official capacity.
Yup yup!
They convince the alpha bros to think they’re buying a super fluff but actually buying a sensetib babbeh on steroids and super cancer or genetic issues up the wazoo for like a grand.
Ive even heard of cases where they breed a child with a parent to try and get a similar look, or siblings or siblings of their parents.
“Hences the mention of 2x that means it was in bred at least 2x as if its a good thing.”
Honestly, fluffies are the only things that should be bred in such a SMASHED AND SLAMMED way.