My soul just did a horrible scream.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ, how genuinely horrifying
They’re so happy…
fwuffy hab a puhpose! fwuffy gunna be dah bestest WittahPaw ebah!
Status Update: they do in fact have a horse on this website. Sold out though.
Clean and its Smiling
#Notmypoopie 
Looks like the community got right on that one.
"Sir the order for the “Highland Cow-Fluffy has been… well mixed to say the least.”
“Dammit Jenkins, I don’t have time for beating around the bush. Out with it man.”
"Well sir, most people found the Fluffy to be insensitive, stating that it’s thick accent was offensive to the Scottish people… Except it’s the Scottish people who love the damn thing. We saw a video online of a Highland Fluffy being drip-fed some sort of tonic wine while shouting ‘Bukfas mak Fwuffy fuk fas.’
“So this was a… success?”
“Honestly sir, I’ve no fucking idea.”
S-sold out?
We could argue about this until the cows come home, but I don’t want to start any beef. The steaks would be too high. It would be an udder disaster.
But it’s probably a moo point. I’m not gonna call bullshit on this.
Hopefully they’re sold out. We don’t need pics of certain someone dry humping one of those poor things