Wer hwon swolo
If the dogs don’t get him, heart disease will.
Yeah was she won’t be long even just making noises would have killed her instantly.
it is actually a male
Oh ! Still hope he dies since he was having hard time breathing guess he wont last any longer. 
I’m just thinking of what I could do with that much fluffy tallow.
a candle?
he will be dead before he can finish that cookie
FEEEEEEEDDD MMMEEEEEE!!
Get that fatass a girdle
but that would make it explode
now to say it without running out of breath
Would he be able to handle a wafer-thin mint? 
I’m thinking bread.
Holy shit. That’s not a fluffy, that’s a fuckin whale
Does the baby think he’s a ‘soon mummah’ just because he’s that fat?
“Han, my boy, you disappoint me.”
Designer candles, soaps, rendered into high-end cooking oil?
Hand it over to a freak with a fetish for obese fluffs.