I’m just thinking of what I could do with that much fluffy tallow.
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a candle?
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he will be dead before he can finish that cookie
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FEEEEEEEDDD MMMEEEEEE!!
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Get that fatass a girdle
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but that would make it explode
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now to say it without running out of breath
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Would he be able to handle a wafer-thin mint? 
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I’m thinking bread.
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Holy shit. That’s not a fluffy, that’s a fuckin whale
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Does the baby think he’s a ‘soon mummah’ just because he’s that fat?
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“Han, my boy, you disappoint me.”
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Designer candles, soaps, rendered into high-end cooking oil?
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Hand it over to a freak with a fetish for obese fluffs.
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Never heard if tallow bread before, just looked it up and I think I have a new bread recipe to try. Thank you!
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heard OF*
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How did this thing get so fat? Did it hit the jackpot by finding a dumpster near a restaurant or supermarket that always has wasted food?
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That’s not a fluffy, that’s a “Aw hell naw!”
You aren’t gonna get that if you aren’t familiar with Gabriel Iglesias.
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I’m thinking overindulgent owner who spoiled it absolutely rotten.
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