FC Origins - BloodyBoots




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rubs hands together, fills pants with shit, looks toward the ‘Muh headcanon’ sign

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PETA be like:

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Fuckinnnnnnnn kek’d

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love the art as always boots <3

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Why do we even have that button? Lol.

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Oh this is so fuckin’ good!

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Hell yeah

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My sides have gone orbital.

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I had always imagined Hasbio being Hasbro’s genetic engineering and biological warfare division. There’s nothing more quintessentially American than a toy company having a weapons design team on payroll.

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I mean, they did create the thing that will destroy the world.

Also, yeah, there’s a worrying number of military-industrial fingers in the toy and gaming world. It’s pretty scary.

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I also loved Small Soldiers

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How did it come out the test tube already pregnant!!? :test_tube:

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If we explain that you’re gonna lose your “mostly” moniker…

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And here I always thought it was PETA that pushed the wrong button. Guess in this continuity, they just uncapped the bottle after the fizz had already begun.

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Because they’re cursed lol. Doomed to reproduce and destroy the world :joy:

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Very tiny penis.

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whelp

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Hell is coming!

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Mind if one uses this as an educational aid?
Will attribute of course - should not be a problem, what with the P@treon, etc.

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