FC, the movie - BloodyBoots

I put this in chat a couple days ago, but I wanted to post it on the site as well so I can have it in my gallery. Enjoy!

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IN A WORLD WHERE AUTISM ROAMS THE STREETS…

shows Baily tracing a picture of Sonichu as Chris-Chan pets a MLP doll with a creepy smile

A COMMUNITY RAVAGED BY RETARDS…

Shows violent protests as Redditers riot around the FC headquarters

THESE TWO FAGS HAVE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH…

Shows @Za and Boots in sunglasses walking away from an explosion at the Hasbio factory

AND THEY AREN’T PLAYING BY THE RULES…

Cuts to Virgil (a handsome fox in a suit) yelling at Za n Boots as he points to a book that says “by the book” on the cover

THIS SUMMER, FC IS GETTING MORE ACTION…

Cuts to @Mr_Owl (a huge badass violet owl beast) flying after Waizku in a Lamborghini on a crowded highway

MORE SUSPENSE…

Shows @Ace disarming a bomb strapped to a fluffy as @JohnnyJohn screams “We need more time!” Into his radio

MORE ROMANCE…

Cuts to @SqueakyFriend who dramatically turns to @Julie and says “I’m pregnant.”

MORE DRAMA…

Shows @guritchu holding @gr1m_1’s limp body in his arms in the rain while screaming “Whyyyy?!” up at the sky.

AND A WHOLE LOT MORE GAY…

Cuts to @FwuffySadist666 just standing there. “What? Why are you cutting to me? Whatever they said about me, it’s not–”

FROM THE CREATORS OF THAT MOVIE YOU LOVE, COMES A HEART POUNDING ADVENTURE YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE…

Shows @Ryou laughing maniacally as he looks down on the city atop a burning skyscraper.

FC II: REVENGE OF THE BOORU

RATED R, FOR RETARDED

Coming to a theater near you. FC is not responsible for anyone raped during the showing of this movie. Viewers may experience mild homosexual urges and an desire to murder pig hamsters after viewing. Parental discretion advised. Addicted to gay porn? Call 1-800-FAGS.

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You can probably remove this, we’re making people sign waivers at the ticket booth

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“Addicted to gay porn?”

side-eye-monkey

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Yeah it’s a reference to those “addicted to gambling? Call 1-800-GAMBLER” text that you see at the end of gambling advertisements lol.

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Lmao :rofl: it’s just part of the show, like how the audience interacts with Rocky horror picture show.

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I know. I’m just. Erm. Well-known for, erm, writing. Things.

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Ohhhh lol :joy:
Took me a sec sorry lol
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Do I get a cameo in this? I don’t have a valid reason Because fuck you that’s why

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In my part of the world, the e-gambling pushers have taken to using the obligatory warning as the actual ads.
Turns out “Beware! This is risky” resonates with the target demographic :confused:

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