I put this in chat a couple days ago, but I wanted to post it on the site as well so I can have it in my gallery. Enjoy!
IN A WORLD WHERE AUTISM ROAMS THE STREETS…
shows Baily tracing a picture of Sonichu as Chris-Chan pets a MLP doll with a creepy smile
A COMMUNITY RAVAGED BY RETARDS…
Shows violent protests as Redditers riot around the FC headquarters
THESE TWO FAGS HAVE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH…
Shows @Za and Boots in sunglasses walking away from an explosion at the Hasbio factory
AND THEY AREN’T PLAYING BY THE RULES…
Cuts to Virgil (a handsome fox in a suit) yelling at Za n Boots as he points to a book that says “by the book” on the cover
THIS SUMMER, FC IS GETTING MORE ACTION…
Cuts to @Mr_Owl (a huge badass violet owl beast) flying after Waizku in a Lamborghini on a crowded highway
MORE SUSPENSE…
Shows @Ace disarming a bomb strapped to a fluffy as @JohnnyJohn screams “We need more time!” Into his radio
MORE ROMANCE…
Cuts to @SqueakyFriend who dramatically turns to @Julie and says “I’m pregnant.”
MORE DRAMA…
Shows @guritchu holding @gr1m_1’s limp body in his arms in the rain while screaming “Whyyyy?!” up at the sky.
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE GAY…
Cuts to @FwuffySadist666 just standing there. “What? Why are you cutting to me? Whatever they said about me, it’s not–”
FROM THE CREATORS OF THAT MOVIE YOU LOVE, COMES A HEART POUNDING ADVENTURE YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE…
Shows @Ryou laughing maniacally as he looks down on the city atop a burning skyscraper.
FC II: REVENGE OF THE BOORU
RATED R, FOR RETARDED
Coming to a theater near you. FC is not responsible for anyone raped during the showing of this movie. Viewers may experience mild homosexual urges and an desire to murder pig hamsters after viewing. Parental discretion advised. Addicted to gay porn? Call 1-800-FAGS.