Feral Squatters (by wasp)

A big issue and annoyance in fluffy infested areas, especially in winter months when fluffies are seeking refuge from the cold, is fluffies sneaking into heated buildings such as offices, apartments, schools (usually doesn’t end well if they do this, you know how kids can be…) and supermarkets. Due to their crafty but clumsy nature they usually cause damage to these places and regarded as pests.

It’s best to simply kill or dispose of any fluffies you find inside a public building for the general maintenance and safety of the facility.

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£2.40 for a bag of Kettle Chips?

For once the Fluffies aren’t the real parasites of this story.

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True…I hate it here

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He felt sorry for them. If those shitrats dirty my area, he made sure I didn’t walk again.

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I really like how you are able to put them in simple, mundane situations. It’s very interesting. Good work.

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<3

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what a saint

the temptation to spike those babbehs into the parking lot would be too much

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Worse than rats and mice. Jesus I can just see a customer informing management that there is a mummah with three shitty babbehs behind the chips in isle three.

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Or bag and eat them if you’re that desperate and need supplies.