Fluffies such interesting creatures I must say however there are many things noted about them such as how they CANNOT stand cold or hot temperatures. This is why there are basically no fluffies in Alaska, most of Canada, Arizona, California, Colorado, New Mexico, Nevada and Texas and the ferals that try usually end up dead either frozen or scorched. and so we shall now look into the deaths of TWO dumb fuck fluffy families as they get themselves killed.
Family 1:
This Fluffy family/herd is located in Ontario, Canada. They are currently Moving north in the barren wastes as they learnt that there weâre no âMeanie Hoominsâ and so would make their trek there, however foolish this endeavor is the idiots will still do it. As they push north the first to go are the âpoopieâ fluffies who die of frostbite and/or hypothermia, these are the lucky ones. After them came the foals they died slowly and painfully due to their parents trying in vain to prevent âfoweba sweepiesâ but the deaths still cameth then the Juveniles, Weaker fluffies, and âBestes Babbehâ passed some fast enough while others nice and painfully slowly. Then came most of the males and âsoon mummehsâ. Following this the remaining males and females became deceased barring two, the male holding the title of âSmartieâ and his âspeshul fwendâ. these two made it the
furthest north before becoming deceased. All in all the deaths transpired over less then a kilometre.
Family 2:
This group moved across substantially more ground before dying in an even more moronic fashion as these ones traveled within a mile of the coast before dying. They made it all the way from Louisiana to the Mexican border before dying, take a wild guess now. they weâre mostly undisturbed barring a few road crossings (23 claimed in total) and the shovel incident (1 mare and 37 foals (DO NOT ASK HOW/WHY)). and finally after 3 months of travelling they reached it the border so they decided to drink from the river. Now for a bit of context this river claims quite a few Mexicans per year who are illegally trying to cross the border so take a guess at what happens the thirsty try to drink and get caught up by the water rapids then others try to help then more and more 'till the whole herds gone and all thatâs left are five âchirpy babbehsâ who subsequently die of starvation/hyperthermia.
and so those are just two examples of the families that die in thousands yearly in those regions.
-Excerpt from the course work book âfluffies in the wild: what happens?â pages 68 through 72 read, almost, word for word in the TV documentary Fluffies in Americas wilds: what destruction is wrought.