Finished fluffy, what is your headcanon theory?

I was gonna say they’re perfect as-is but yeah I want this too now. Gimme a fluffy that can turn into a tiny jet plane.


But really, all they need is to not be hellgremlins. Being more intelligent would be bad, because they’re children’s toys. If they’re smarter than the kids then they’ll be misused ala ChatGPT, with kids making the fluffy do their homework and whatnot. The diarrhea? Not a flaw, it’s a good way to tell if they’ve eaten something they shouldn’t, which just happens to be most things. They’re a novelty, talking pets even a little kid can take care of because they can voice what’s wrong, and that’s all Hasbio would care to make them.

But I still want my fluffy mini-jet. Get on that, Hasbio.

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I don’t know why you’re so adverse to lurking. Almost all of your questions can be answered if you just sat down and read instead of this Reddit esque engagement farming questions. Seriously go read some stuff here instead of whatever the fuck these threads are.

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Newer writers confuse “protagonist” with “good guy”. And they self-insert like crazy. And when writers don’t take the time to map out a story from start to finish, the story ALWAYS ends up becoming a shitty version of the Bible: all antagonists are bad and stupid (like my parents!) and the protagonist is omnipotent, self-sacrificing (and cool, like me!).

It’s not a coincidence that this site, full of… let’s say “confused” weirdos, will produce hyper emotional pulp, forcing the cannon of the medium they are bastardizing to align with the fringe views of the author.

I saw it all on the SCP boards. The same collective that brought things like The Sculpture, The Stairwell, and fucking Slenderman was completely invaded by Tumblr Trash. Now, stories are all clearly written by a similar demographic: there are monsters that hunt and kill Trump voters. It’s cringe.

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Exactly. The lore says: fluffies are imperfect lab creations because were released before to complete what Hasbio was looking originally.

I’m not looking for “a perfect fluffy”, just to know what people imagine if Fluffies were continue living in Hasbio lab until all the experiment ended with a “satisfactory result”.

The objectively correct answer is just tiny MLP characters, you’d know that if you lurked moar

Looking like MLP characters; acting like typical fluffies. Now, there’s comedy gold.