Ok, just want to know your ideas.
If it supposed that fluffies were released before to being perfected by Hasbio, what it supposed to be a Perfect Fluffy?
The speaking is already know that they talk like that by default to sound cute and childish, but not sure if a perfected one should be more intelligent or their intelligence is the maximum possible.
Also is the weakness and fragility thing, the shit as non tomorrow and all the reproduction thing.
A perfect fluffy should just be an MLP pony you can keep as a pet. Duh.
Nigga why do you ask so many obvious questions?
My headcanon theory is that they were bred for a purpose other than for pets, and ultimately that concept didn’t pan out. The pets thing was a way to try to make good on a failed experiment.
The fragilitymis intentional to keep them from being abke to injure people, but the limbs were intended to be replacable, hence fluffies expecting to get them back.
Also they wouldn’t be incontinent.
And they would be rigged to only reach sexual maturity when raised under special conditions (like honeybees, or shoggoths)
Brown foal rejection might be intentional though. Fluffies are supposed to be colorful and presumably the customer wasn’t supposed to see the breeding process, so building in a mechanism to automatically discard defective products might have been expedient
Im actually writting this exact part for my story right now as it takes place pre PETA breakout.
How I wrote it is that Fluffies was the project of this scientific prodigy in genetics and HASBRO invested massively to gain a 50% share in his company (now renamed HASBIO) The orginal product was supposed to be just a talking pet which could say simple phrases until HASBIO started adding more and more demands and fluffies are this bloated mess of corporate ideas amalgamated into one creature there never was a “ideal version” because its a compromise between many different demands. But they do have a list of things they wanted to fix which I think is all the major issues.
Essentially fluffies should be better trained from birth, they should not racist towards Alicorns and brown fur, get rid shitting in anger or fear reaction, Increase intelligence so they dont have to give fluffies this massive fear of water, Hasbio would also have to find a way to get fluffies to behave without having the need to use a sorry stick or box, add more pre programed cute things it can do, beg its owners for hasbio approved toys (which would have been a specific smell), temove the begging for skettis and babbies , and finally find ways to make single fluffies be alone in a house for hours without becoming depressed from isolation.
The comments on this post are making me wonder why some of you are even in this community
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Ultimately, the one thing they would definitely be is a worse value. Fluffies in the standard timeline are sold for pocket change, whereas they were initially intended as a luxury item. Depending on the author the indended price point of fluffies may have been in the hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands 0f dollars. For that price you could buy a hundred normal timeline fluffies and just keep the one that’s the best and still have money left over
I interpret the water thing, at least outside of weirdbox stories where fluffies drown comically easily, as being like chinchillas, where their fur dries super slowly, and so if they get wet they can get sick from being damp and waterlogged for so long
I think they do drown easy which is why its easier to just give them a fear so a careless 8 year old doesnt kill or waterboard their fluffy.
KIDS? SOMEONE FETCH ME THE BANHAMMER
I didnt shit post in great flame wars of 2015 to be called a kid
Also if your idea of fun is “Okay so my story is about fluffies but they don’t look, act, talk, or think like fluffies. They’re rainbow sparkledogs that speak in purple prose and never have to shit. They support trans rights, BLM, and Palestine. Also they are extremely strong and kill people that try to abuse them!” then yes I will shit all over your fun and down your fucking throat because you’re not writing about fluffies anymore
The guy asked what our ideas of “perfected” fluffies would look like, not what are fluffies actually like. You’re so angry!
I’m old, grandma’s sorry
I have seen so-called “perfected fluffies” more times than you’ve seen days on this website. I have witnessed Petras, Fuzzies, malevolent horrors birthed from the kiln of war. I have seen the beginning and the end of all cringe. You could not fathom the PTSD. Because you were not there. Because you did not lurk moar, as you should now. Retreat to Dagobah and master the lurk.
Such a grump 
Yeah it’s what I’m here for, telling the uninitiated to lurk and the children to go die in the coal mines
What happened to awfulfawn
