First contact (carniviousduck)

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Oh god I love Stargate! but shouldn’t the Iris keep out the smarty?

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UNAUTHORIZED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!
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Dust it now! boys,

My guess is all the shit on the other side of the puddle is messing with this side of the gate, if you thought the replicators were bad…

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OH my god! clutching bible.

damn good movie, damn good series.

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This is what nuclear failsafes are for.

Turn your key.

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one or one thousand doesn’t fucking matter! glass the fucking mountain!

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second contact

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A fluffy as a goa’uld host? More likely than you think.

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goddamnit dave i gotta write that now

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The dialeks only true enemy, to them they are the apocalypses! a fluffy end!

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Yes, but which planet? Smarty goa’uld visits Chulak. Nothing bad could happen

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smarty fluffy goa’uld. that’s a scene and a half!

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The Ori meet fluffies.

Hallowed are the Ori.

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Dummie owi bow down tu fwuffie an nummie sowwie poopie nuo!

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Do you think the Prior can clean shit out of those robes?

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Daleks found a species more hateful than themselves…

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Just introduce them to the wraith, perfect snack food, part human part every thing else…

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