Fishbowl (federalchemical1728)

Finally made one of @FluffyChimera 's kelpie fluffies (Chimera is actually having some financial trouble right now, you should go commission them)

Born “Kelp,” his name changed when he got his head stuck in a fishbowl. It’s actually helpful because he can’t hold his breath as well as other kelpies, so the fishbowl gives him a little pocket of air underwater.

The oxygen deprivation inside his bowl has left him uncharacteristically friendly and slightly loopy most of the time.

He collects things that people drop off the pier like phones & glasses & crinkly candy wrappers. He loves to trade things and his payment plans are flexible. He’s a garbage salesman with a heart of gold.

I imagine he has a friend who’s a guard fluffy at the local junkyard, and he’s a WHOLE other character.

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I find him oddly endearing, And I also want to give him a treat

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He’s got a weird cuteness to him.

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The dummy boy!!

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The strawberry hard candy wrapper. :rofl:

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What a dear! But one has to wonder, how does he eat?

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He is absolutely precious! We love this little trash goblin!

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hoooly shit that’s so cute

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How does he eat?

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Through his ass, obviously.

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I love him

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I see that sunset sarsaparilla cap

Me I like Nuka-cola better

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is the bowl stuck or can he take it off?

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he used to be able to take it off, but it’s definitely stuck now

It’s really gross, he has to tear his meat into strips and slurp it up through the gap around his neck

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Does he have a super long woodpecker tongue that he can use to draw stuff into the bowl?

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well, NOW HE DOES LOL

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perfection

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