I’m trying to work out what this would taste like, and all I can think of are mud cats. Ew.
I’m thinking like some kinda funky flounder flavor or something. 
I bet they taste delicious. The pain makes the meat taste even better. 
Knife goes in
Guts come out
That’s what Aquafluff preparation is all about!
Brilliant
I like this. I like how you rejected the idea of what a sea fluffy is and made your own. This version seems much more appetizing as well
In my headcanon: like slightly fishy beef. If they gutted that motherfucker alive (which, let’s face it, would be absolutely hilarious) then it will also have a bit of a sauerkraut taste.
That sounds absolutely fucking awful. Just like the fluffies themselves.
When food logistics fail, fluffy becomes the next filet mignon.