Flash Cooking (by FluffyLandCityCouncil)

Most fluffies as food posts involve lots of preparation time, good for a meal but not a quick snack. What if you could Cook them in a Flash, though?

First real abuse story, critiques and writing tips apreciated


Prologue

On a saturday mid morning, a man named John Crate, prepared his late breakfast. It was a Saturday like any other, him resting after a long week at the slaughterhouse, tuning his TV to watch the local news, though mainly to serve as background noise for his thoughts. His train of thought was interrupted by a notification on his phone, the jingle telling him it was his friend, Jane Helen

Opening his phone, he read [heyyyy John, you free today?]. Jane was always straight to the point

[Yeah, what’s up?]

John got up to check the close lid pan

[The usual, just thought i’d show a new way to cook foals]
[You still do that right?]

John opened the lid. There laid four bloated foals in total, all pillowed and defluffed, before being steamed in their mothers milk. The cloudy eyes, somehow unmelted, stuck in a mixture of pain and confusion. Almost as if judging him, as he picked one by one on his plate

[Can’t you just tell me over here?]

He cut one in half, the bloated organs spilling out with a wet noise. He began eating

[Nah, better to show in person]
[It’s kind of a trend right now]
[Everyone’s doing it]

[What’s so special about it?]

[Perfectly cooked foals in 30 seconds or less]
[Or your money back]

John swallowed wrong, coughing a little and sipping his orange juice. That had to be a joke

[Hahaha]
[Very funny]

[I’m not joking]
[Tested myself when some ferals came by yesterday]
[Said their “mummah” got offed by a dog]
[Desperate for ‘milkies and wub’]

Right, this had to be an abuse thing. Jane had been really into abuse ever since the economic crash two years ago, though it had only ended a few months ago. He has been trying to get John into it for some time, but he didn’t care enough about fluffies to do it. Just wasn’t into it

[Is it an abuse thing?]

[Not really, unless you want it to be]
[JUST REMEMBERED]
[You said your breeder was in her last days right]

One of the habits John had learned during the crash was to breed fluffies for food, way before actual fluffy slaughterhouses became a thing, and he still did it to this day

[Yeah]

[You should bring her over]
[We can cook her ‘babbehs’ in front of her]
[Could be some good laughs]

[I’m not into abuse]
[Already told you]

[Because you never tried]
[Bring her over and let’s give you a try]
[If you don’t like it, i stop asking]
[Deal?]

John knew Jane wasn’t into lying, and he had nothing better to do. Might as well try a new hobby. It wasn’t like he liked fluffies anyway

[Sure, deal]

[Awesome]
[I’ll prepare everything]
[Meet me in my backyard in like an hour]

[Got it]
[Bye]

[Bye bye]
[Love you]

[Shut the fuck up]

With that, John laid down his phone, got up from the kitchen table and moved to his garage. Opening the door, he could see his current breeder, Stain. She was a typical ‘Shit Factory’, the kind they use to mass produce bad color foals to make LitterPals, EnfiePals, Enfie-LitterPals, and so on. Currently, she had five foals, all similarly colored with a mixture of browns and dull colors

“Oh hewwo daddeh” she said in a happy, but low energy, tone. She had no idea what he had been doing to her children

“Hewwo daddeh!” “Wub daddeh!” “Gif nummies fow miwkies?” Said the babbehs

“We’re going on a trip. I’ll be back in an hour” he closed the door and left after saying that

“Wat am ‘twip’?” asked one of the babbehs, the only filly in the liter

“Am wen daddhe tak’ mummah an’ babbehs tu fun pwace! Babbehs can wun an’ pway aww de wan’!”

“Yay!” “Wub twip!” “Babbeh wan’ gu nao!”

As the foals kept cheering at the prospect of leaving the garage, or rather, the box they lived in with their mother, Stain felt a little sad. Being a breeder, she had long been pillowed, and thus could no longer enjoy the things other fluffies did. But it was ok, she had her babies after all, and she could be happy seeing them be happy

She didn’t know what she would do if they got hurt


It was just past the afternoon when John arrived at Jane’s house. Parking near the sidewalk, he took the closed cardboard box containing Stain and her foals, moving past the front fance and into the backyard, the muffled voices constantly complaing about ‘nu wike dis game’

Arriving, he saw Jane standing close to what appeared to be a drying rack and a large bucket. He could smell alcohol in the air, probably something to do with this ‘trend’ he talked about

“Jane” He spoke to draw his attention

“John!” Jane spoke as he turned around and moved up to greet him. “I suppose these are the chosen ones?” He gestured at the box, now with sounds of ‘nu wike dawky

John lays the box nearby on a table. “Yes, now what’s this about cooking a foal in less then 30 seconds?” he was still skeptical of that idea

“Oh, you are gonna love it!” he said moving back to fiddling with some steel rope. “I’ll give you a step by step, then we can enjoy that mare screaming for her ‘babbehs’”

“Why do you like abuse so much?” John asked not out of love for fluffies, but with some concern for his friend

“What’s there not to love?” was Jane’s only answer

“…is it because of your sister?”

That stopped Jane on his tracks. He spun around, moving towards John

“Ha ha ha ha ha, aahh, John” he grabs firmly on John’s shoulder. “Don’t talk about my sister” he said in a lower, more aggressive tone

Jane then clasped his hands together, reverting back to his friendly demeanor

“Now then! Shall we begin?”

With a nod, John took the lid off the box. The sudden change of light provokes yet another series of complaints. But when the fluffies saw their owner, they cheered up

“Hewwo daddeh” said stain before looking at Jane. “Whu am nice mistah?”

“I’M one of daddy’s friends!” He cut John off

The foals perked up at the mention of a ‘nyu fwen’

“Am daddeh fwen? Be nyu fwen fo’ babbehs?” “Babbeh wub nyu fwen!” “Wan pway?” was said, among other babbling

“Of course!” Jane answered no question in particular. “But first, we need to make some food”

Stain gasped. “Nice mistah giff nummies fo’ mummah Stain an’ babbehs?!” with the mention of ‘nummies’ causing another babbling uproar

“No silly!” Jane moved closer to the mare’s face. “Your babies are gonna BE the nummies!”

Suddenly, there was silence. The foals stopped babbling and running around the box. Meanwhile, Stain’s face slowly changed from one of excitement to one of confussion

“Wha’?” was the only thing she could say

“That’s right! And it won’t even be the first time. Your ‘daddeh’ over here has been eating them for a while”

The foals were now cowering behind their mother, the concept of them and their siblings being too scary for them

“N-NU! Dat nu twu! Daddeh giff babbehs tu nyu daddehs an’ mummahs! Daddeh pwomise babbehs be saf’ an’ happi!”

“Well, is there any truth to that, ‘daddeh’?”

Both Stain and Jane stare at John while waiting for an answer. Stain being completely sure this is some ‘meanie’ game the not-nice mister is trying to play. There’s no way daddy would eat any of her precious babies!

“No” was the answer given by John

Suddenly, it felt as if Stain’s heart had become a stone. Her thinkie place felt like it was pulsing and throbbing as her mind tried to wrap around the fact that her babies, her most precious little babies, were being eaten by her daddy all this time.

“D-Daddeh, Stain nu wike dis game” It was something so unbelievable that her mind simply refused to do so. “Pwease stop, am scawing babbehs”

“That’s enough talk” Jane said while moving closer to the box. “Let’s see… This one!” He picks one foal with a dull red-brown coat. An uproar of scared chirping and screaming ensues

“SCREEE! NU NUM BABBEH! PEEP! PEEP! MUMMAH SAV BABBEH! SCREEE!”

“NU! BABBEH NU! PWEASE DADDEH, BABBEHS NU NUMMIES! BABBEHS FO’ HUGGIES AN’ WUV!” Stain cries in desperation as the other foal scramble about trying to escape the box

“So what do we do first?” John completely ignores her pleas

“First step of cooking live fluffies, evacuation”

Jane holds the foal over a metal bucket and squeezes him firmly, causing a turret of piss and poop to shoot out despite the previous ‘scaredy poopies’ and ‘peepees’. The foal is left dazed by the ordeal, now simply ‘huuhuuing’ and weeping

“Next, tie them up” Jane uses the steel rope to tie the foal, who quietly complains about ‘huwties’. “Then a quick dip in the ethanol tub”

“NU! WAWA BAD FO’ BABBEH!” Stain screams, her other foals now back to cowering behind her

“Make sure their not too dry or damp” she is ignored

“You’re not taking the fluff off?”

“Nah, that’s the secret to getting this right”

Jane hangs the foal on the drying rack, pulling out a box of matches

“I think i know where this is going” John said, already sounding disappointed

“Don’t be like that, check it out” Jane light a match. “Trick shot” and then flicks it at the foal

In the mare’s perspective, the match appears to fly in slow motion, slowly making it’s way to her baby. Until it finally connects

“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

The foal, previously too hurt to speak loudly, now screams at the top of its tiny lungs as his body is set ablaze. It’s a horrible, guttural scream of pure agony, as his every nerve in his body sends spikes of pure pain

“NUUU! BABBEH! BABBEH! DADDEH! BABBEH TU HUWTIES! SAV BABBEH! PWEASE!” Stain cries out in pure desperation

John only casts a cold side glance to her, and she knows she won’t be getting any help from him. She can only watch in silent horror as her precious baby is consumed by the flames, her other babies hugging her tightly for confort

“mu…mma…h” is the last word to come out of his mouth

“…29 …30!” Jane quickly takes the foal off the drying rack and dias him in a cold water, letting it rest for a few seconds, and taking it out

“So, what do you think?” He displays the charred foal to John

“It’s a rock” He says, and indeed, the foal now looks like a piece of charcoal

“On the outside, BUT, if you peel away the skin…” he peels the foal like an orange, the skin easily giving way to reveal…

“No way…” John can only express his disbelief

The meat is a perfect brown, and the smell is simply perfect. The foal has been cooked to perfection

“Something about their fluff’s composition does that” he takes off one of the legs. “I won’t pretend to understand all that sciency stuff. Wanna piece?” John takes another leg and bites it. The meat only lacks in seasoning, but that can easily be solved another time

Stain watches in with complete terror and disbelief plastered on her face as her ‘monster daddy’ and his friend eat her baby. The sight being nothing less than completely repulsive, the closest thing to hell her tiny mind can possibly imagine

“And you just have to dip them and light them up?” John says in a good mood, this could take hours off of his day

“There’s a bit more trick to it, but don’t worry”
He moves to pick another foal, the puke green one this time

“NU! NU! NUUUU!” Stain can only scream, her babies begging her to save them and their brother

“We have plenty of attempts”

For the next half an hour or so, Stain had to watch as, one by one, her babies were taken from her. Each begging to be saved, each meeting a horrifying and painful death. The two men experimented on each one, injecting spices, changing the time they stayed cooking, making them eat different stuffings. The last to be taken was her filly, the who looked so much like her, who asked her if she didn’t love her anymore for not saving her

“So, wha’d you think? Worth coming all the way here?” Jane asked while both sat down, drinking water

“I’d say so” John responds, he was in a really good mood after learning this new trick

“b-babbehs…?” Stain was the only one there who wasn’t happy. “babbehs… w-whewe… babbehs…?” her mind was mostly broken after witnessing the foal barbeque

Jane sighs, getting up from his chair. “You wanna know where your ‘babbehs’ are, shitrat?”

Stain only looks up to face him

“Here, i’ll show you” Jane sucks air into his lungs, gets up to Stain’s face, and loudly belches in her face. “You can find all the others in daddy’s ‘wittabox’”

It’s only then her mind finally understood and accepted the situation. Her daddy ate her babies. His friend ate her babies. All her other babies were eaten, not gone to nice homes. Her life was a lie. Her chest felt heavier than ever, she no longer shed any tears, no longer weeped or whined. She only had one desire in mind

“…wan die…wan die…” she repeated endlessly

“Hehehehe, that’s what i like to hear” Jane said in a somewhat maniacal tone

However, seeing Stain like this made John feel… empathy. He didn’t like fluffies, but he couldn’t help but feel sorry for her. He really wasn’t a fan of abuse for fun

“Well, I guess that’s that, she’s broken” said Jane, fully satisfied with himself. “I’ll take her off your back”

“Actually” John jumped from his seat and moved to Stain’s box. “I think i’ll keep her”

“…Why?” Jane asked, after all, John said he wasn’t into abuse

“Well…” John tried to come up with some bullshit. “I’m gonna get a new breeder, but… i think she can still take care of the foals, you get me?”

Jane’s face went from confusion to a look of comprehension

“Yes i do~” He was now fully convinced he turned John to the dark side

John took Stain back to his car and left. Jane picked the chared foal skins, and went to his garage. Turning on the lights, the pillowed fluffies he used for fertilizer could now see him. The face of their tormentor causing them to wrigle in terror, their screams muffled by the feeding tubes they had

“Hey guys, got some food for you”


Epilogue

John drove to a nearby FluffMart, one he’d heard treated fluffies more humanely ever since being under new management. He was really just doing this to give himself some peace of mind. Or at least that’s what he believed

Arriving, he took the closed box, still with all the poop and piss, and put her in the front door. He then waited in his car until one of the employees, a young girl, opened the door and took her. He drove away just as she looked in his direction

Her fate was in their hands now. For now, he needed another breeder

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I like it. A neat way to flash cook a fluffy, and I liked that they experimented with various stuffings and seasonings.
I kind of expected John to suddenly become an abuser, so its ending was a nice surprise.

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I enjoyed that so much I didn’t even mind the typos! (No offense) The cherry on top for me was her asking where the babies were and he burped in her face so she could smell them xD you should do more like this! The ending was great too. She’s totally broken and has no hope of being fixed but instead of a mercy kill she now has to wait a few days until the shelter euthanizes her LOL

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Fluffy abuse is like crack to some.

Interesting way to cook a foal and my morbid curiousity is crying out “WTF would a fluffy taste/texture be like?”

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It was an interesting story, I like that the protagonist didn’t had a “sudden change of personality” and kept his initial ways

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I’m confused, is Jane a man or a woman? It kinda seems to fluctuate.

Great story, though.

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It does indeed fluctuate

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m’kay then